Disclaimer:
I don't own KotOR. KotOR owns me. :D
Author's Note: This
is just a silly bit of humor I wrote on a sudden bit of 'revelation'.
I might add more to it later, if I get any more 'brilliant' ideas,
but for now it's just a one-shot. EDIT: More stuff has been added.
Players of the Old Republic
Teen Who Hasn't Yet Finished KotOR 1: Why am I special enough to get trained as a Jedi, though I'm about 20 years older than Anakin? (4000 years before he was born, but that's not the point.)
Teen's Friend, Who Finished KotOR 1 Ages Ago: (sarcastic) I dunno. Maybe because you are the amnesiac Dark Lord of--
Darth Malak: (pops out of screen, as lame as the chick in The Ring) Shut up! I'm supposed to tell him that. (kills second teen with Force Life Drain and moves the body to its own computer, making it look like he starved to death, then Mind Tricks first teen into forgetting everything)
Teen Who Hasn't Yet Finished KotOR 1: (continues to play gleefully and obliviously) Oooh, this game rocks!
Darth Malak: (from background) Yeah, and the things I do for it... (sigh)
Teen's Friend, Who Finished KotOR 1 Ages Ago: (body is found in front of computer, with a significant loss of weight and general aspect modifications; cause of death: starvation)
Dead Teen's Mother: I told you he played way too many video games!
Dead Teen's Father: And his teachers said he hadn't been doing his homework!
The Media: (finds out) Awesome! Let's go blame video games for every single evil in the world!