Disclaimer: I do not own Bobobo or Naruto. Though I do own Baldy Bald 4th's Fist of the Forbidden Dark Arts.
I am putting the season number in front of the episode number.
In the beginning of the fanfic a mysterious person with a Darth Vaderish accent says,"It has been a month since the defeat of the Neo Chromedome Empire, and while life seems to be coming back to normal, a new threat is about to. . . ", this narration was interrupted with Bobobo screaming ,"Hey narrator, what's with the night-time accent!" The narrator goes back to his normal voice and screams, " Aw, great job Bobobo, the producers said that if I had a creepy accent for the introduction of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo season 3, they'd give me a raise. I just asked them if they could still consider giving me a raise, and guess what! They're shaking their heads no. My once in a lifetime chance for a raise and you ruined it." which the Narrator followed up with by sarcastically saying " Thank You, Bobobo." A baby version of Bobobo then says, " Wou welwum". Don Patch then says, " It's not Bobobo's fault it's mine, because I'm the real star of the show." Narrator then screams, " As far as I'm concerned it's you two's and Jelly Jiggler's fault that I'm not getting a raise." Beauty then exasperated by saying, "Wait a sec, Jelly Jiggler didn't have anything to do with your raise."
"Fine", said the narrator, " I may as well begin series in a normal fashion, seeing how I'm never getting a raise on this show again. Ahem. On the last Bobobo. . .". It was then that the narrator realized something, "WAITASECOND Shinsetsu Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo hasn't finished being serialized in Japan yet! Well, Shinsetsu Bobobo is probably going to end with Bobobo defeating Czar Baldy Bald 3rd. So. . . Possibly, on the last episode of Bobobo, Czar Baldy Bald 3rd was finally defeated and the Neo Chromedome Empire was finally destroyed. But, not all is as it seems for in the former Chromedome Empire retirement home, an old foe is about to return." A silhouetted version of Baldy Bald 4th says, "Soon Bobobo, I will get revenge on you for destroying my Chromedome Empire. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!". "Sir!" said a small octopus known as Octopus Carl, " I think it is time for our plan to begin." "Yes," said Baldy Bald in a sinister fashion.
(theme song plays)
Bobobo then announced,
"Episode 301: The Return of the 4th and A Shiny Technique! What a coincidence for the new season!"
(After the episode title, the screen goes to a nice lakeside mountain area where Jelly Jiggler, Dengakuman, and Softon are setting up camp; Beauty, Gasser, and Torpedo Girl are unpacking; and Bobobo is making a fire with some firewood he found. And by firewood, I mean throwing Don Patch and Hatenko in the center of a fire pit, splashing gasoline on them, and shooting them with a laser in order to set the two ablaze.)
While on fire, Don Patch and Hatenko scream, "It burns, its hot, and worse our ice isn't cooking." "Ah" said Bobobo while Don Patch and Hatenko were still screaming, " I knew I was right. I was sure that if I got regular firewood, it would become so noisy that I'd get an appeal from Mother Nature. However, by using human firewood things are peaceful enough to hear birds sleep through the Wiggin' War." This was followed by Beauty screaming, "Don Patch and Hatenko are screaming an opera and your calling that peaceful!" Don Patch and Hatenko then appear in front of her without any marks on them and they say, "Yes". Gasser then pulls a Beauty and says, "Weren't you guys just being burned in the fire!" "Nah", said Don Patch "Those were our stunt doubles". The screen then goes to a Third Hokage-esque funeral honoring Don Patch's and Hatenko's stunt doubles. Or that's what it looks like until we see that all of the people who work on Bobobo are putting complaints on their tombstones. "One of the show's greatest honors", say Don Patch and Hatenko. "No it's not! They're being humiliated!", screamed Beauty. "Aw, Beauty.", Gasser was thinking from a short distance " As you know, both of us have a crush on each other, and yet, if our feelings were admitted to anyone but our relatives, Mr. Bobobo would most likely try to change this show into a couples talk show." "FISH ATTACK!", screamed Jelly Jiggler as he slammed Gasser in the back with a fish. "Hey, what was that for! I mean why did . . WHAAAAAAAAAT!" screamed Gasser as he saw Jelly Jiggler playing the game show Lucky or Not Lucky. "Why are you playing on a game show when you should be setting up camp with Mr. Softon and Dengakuman! On second thought I don't want to know." said Gasser. "Aw", said Narrator " I could've gotten a raise on that too."
"Gasser, could you give us a hand with our setting up our camp!" said Softon. "Sure", he replied. "Thanks, at this rate my 5-star lodge will be open in a few days." said Dengakuman as construction machines and logs suddenly appeared in back of him. Gasser pulled a Beauty and said, " Waitaminute we were setting up camp not a lodge business!" "Oh well I thought by star. . . whuh." said Softon when all of a sudden he saw a dark spot in the distance. It seemed to be coming in the direction of their camp. It was at that time that he realized it was an attack and then Gasser screamed, " Beauty look out!" He was able to get himself and her out of the way as the black dot turned into a blast that destroyed Dengakuman's lodge business. "So much for a mansion in Tuscany, Arkansas." said Softon. "So much for my lodging chain." said Dengakuman. "There goes another raise", said the Narrator. "Tuscany's in Italy not Arkansas, you chain stunk from its reviews, and I thought you only got one chance at a raise!" Beauty said as she exasperated. "Also", Bobobo "Where the heck did that attack come from?"
When the smoke cleared they were frightened at what they saw. This was because the person who was holding his hand out from launching a blast was Baldy Bald 4th! "What the, since when did he get his own Super Fist?", said Don Patch "You're asking me, the producers are the ones that write this stuff not me" , said the Narrator. "Well, I see you've taken notice to my Fist of Forbidden Dark Arts technique Bobobo." , said the 4th. "Fist of Forbidden what?" asked Bobobo. "Fist of Forbidden Dark Arts, would you like to know about it and how I created this technique?" said the 4th. (Note: I am mostly going to say 4th instead of Baldy Bald 4th throughout the chapter from now on.) Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler then appeared front of him as cheerleaders. This was followed by May-Bo (Bobobo's female form) saying, "What do we want to know?" and Jellies (that's what I'm going to call Jelly Jiggler's female form) and Patches saying, "We don't know". May-Bo then screamed, "When do we want to know it?", which was followed by Jellies and Patches saying, "WE DON'T CARE!". "That was your best cheering skill ever boss!", said the Don Patch obsessed Hatenko. "What are you talking about it stunk!", screamed Beauty.
4th then said, "Well I'll tell you anyway. It all started with . . . "! However, his speech was interrupted when Torpedo Girl slammed into him and as she did so she said, "It all started when the torpedo slammed into the bad guy!". 4th then responded by calling out, "Super Fist of the Forbidden Dark Arts: Water Prison!". At that moment, water surrounded Torpedo Girl and trapped her in a sphere of water. "I can't move", she said.
"Talk about irony, torpedoes are another word for water bomb and what do you she can't move in this water! What is the Fist of Forbidden Dark Arts? Will Torpedo Girl escape this water prison? When will Naruto characters show up on this show? Will I ever get another chance for a raise? And where the heck is Octopus Carl?" said the Narrator. The screen goes to Bobobo studios in which Carl is getting fired. "Who cares if I don't have a spot on this show, I got an internship at a fancy Italian restaurant chain! So long suckers." The screen then shows Carl being fried up into calamari. "You mean, I had Carl for lunch! Man does this feel sick on my paycheck. Oh, and find out all the stuff I said earlier on the next Bobobo." said the narrator.
All right, everyone stay tuned for when Fist of Forbidden Dark Arts is revealed in the next chapter and for the first Naruto character that the Bobobo and his friends will encounter!