Chloe: In honor of the "Holiday Season" I have decided to make not only my very first parodies, but also my very first Ficlet!

Readers: *look confused*

Chloe: .Yes, I know. I have been a member of FanFiction.net for quite some time now, yet I have never wrote one.

Readers: *gasp* *slight whispering*

*~ A couple minutes later ~*

Chloe (agitated): Alright! The shock is over, now can we please get on with it?

Readers: *shrug and nod*

Chloe: Goodies! Like I was saying.in honor of the "Holiday Season" I am making a series of parodies (Christmas song ones). In case you haven't guessed yet, they will be based on Harry Potter, and each chapter will contain one song.

Readers: *cheer*

Chloe: I know, I know. It is the bestest thing of all! *bows* Now, on with the show!

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Disclaimer (my first one.what a shock, huh?): I don't own Harry Potter or the original songs for which these parodies are modeled after. All I gots is a can of tomato soup and a pair of socks with ice-skating reindeer on them. So, unless you are a hungry person with cold feet, it would not do much good to sue me!

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-Voldemort is Coming to Town-

You better watch out,

You better not cry,

Better hide Harry,

I'm telling you why.

Vol-de-mort is coming to town!

He's tapping his wand

And checking it twice; Gotta make sure everything is precise.

Vol-de-mort is coming to town!

He appeared in the first book

On the back of Quirrell's head

Then he came back in the second book

Through a diary that Ginny read!

O! You better watch out!

You better not cry,

Better hide Harry,

I'm telling you why.

Vol-de-mort is coming to town,

Vol-de-mort is coming to town!

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Ron: Wow! That was a really cool song, wasn't it Hermione?

Hermione: Well, I already knew the words. I read them in Hogwarts, a Holiday.