This is my FIRST FANFIC! Please rate and be prepared for the twist ending!
Three brothers-in-law were walking on a twisty path at noon, and came upon a huge 50 foot wide crevice in the ground. On the other side was an autographed Justin Bieber poster. But the three brothers-in-law decided they like Rebecca Black better and continued on their way.
Deathie appeared in front of them. She felt cheated because people usually died trying to reach the poster. But she was very cunning and congratulated the men. Deathie asked them what they would like, anything at all.
The eldest brother-in-law asked for a pogo-stick that could bounce as high as he wanted. So Deathie took the end of a branch of a nearby elder tree and fashioned a pogo-stick out of it.
The middle brother-in-law asked for a metal wind-up mouse toy that could lead him to the nearest Babies-R-Us. So Deathie took a stone lying around and fashioned the toy out of it.
The youngest brother-in-law, a humble person, asked for a large colony on the moon with native aliens living inside. So Deathie reluctantly gave him her own Cloak of Invisibility to make space suits.
The next day, the eldest brother-in-law won against a man in a pogo-stick contest whom he quarreled with. Drunk with sudden power, he didn't notice the jetliner above him when he started bouncing higher, and killed himself when he smashed into it. So Deathie took the eldest brother-in-law's life.
The middle brother-in-law pooped in his pants and ran out of diapers, so he winded up the metal toy and set it down. The mouse zipped away. The middle brother-in-law was so intent on following it that he did not notice a large branch in front of him. He tripped backwards and peed himself. For the first time, the middle brother-in-law knew what it felt like to pee yourself and not have a diaper on, and he died from shock. So Deathie took the middle brother-in-law.
As for the youngest, Deathie tried and tried to get to the moon, but of course she did not have her Cloak of Invisibility to make space suits, and stayed on Earth. Finally, when the youngest brother-in-law grew old, he gave his space suit to his pet weasel so it could run the moon colony, and welcomed Deathie like an old friend. They married and lived happily ever after.
Heh heh.