This was a crazy idea that popped into my mind when I was at school today. It's a parody of the song E.G.G.M.A.N from Sonic Adventure 2 dedecated to our favorite egomaniac, Dr. Peter Venkman. Enjoy!
V-E-N-K-M-A-N
The story begins with a total loon
Knowin' the danger that's arriving soon
Capturing ghosts, a tough guy at heart
Wanting to get a date with Ms. Berret
I am the Venkman
That's what I am
I am the Venkman
I've got the master plan
I am the Venkman
That's what I am
I am the Venkman
The master plan
I'm plotting my schemes wherever I go
They're perfect in every way
I'd love to marry the woman one I know
But there's always an obstacle that gets in my way
I have to deal with a bunch of fools
They for some reason never bide by my rules
Someday I will finally succeed
I will have Dana as my wife
I will succeed, and you will see
With my good looks, she will not say no
I am the Venkman
That's what I am
I am the Venkman
I've got the master plan
I am the Venkman
That's what I am
I am the Venkman
I've got the master plan
(guitar solo)
I am the leader, I will succeed
My Dana, yeah, she will say yes
My name is Venkman, don't forget my name
If you ask me again, I'll tell you the same
I am the Venkman
That's what I am
I am the Venkman
I've got the master plan
I am the Venkman
That's what I am
I am the Venkman
I've got the master, master plan
I am the Venkman...
(Venkman get's slimed by Slimer)