Written By: Jona-CHAN (boy) and The Quiet Listener (TQL) We do not own Naruto!
(Jonathan's POV)
Falling…
Falling…
What is this weird feeling? It's been getting stronger ever since the last full moon. That night I looked at the moon, it was red. Sort of like a Mangekyou Sharingan. That was a haunting night. The night that I went to celebrate with my friends. After that night, I felt like I wasn't one with this world any longer. It was like I was falling into another world.
Falling…
Falling…
It feels like a dream. I'm falling. Falling into another world.
"Where am I?"
I wake up with a cold sweat Everything seems normal. "Ugh…." I feel normal now. No more falling sensation. Wait, something isn't right. I hear something too. Snoring. A couple of people snoring, actually. But who would be snoring when I'm all alone in my room? I check out my surroundings. Huh? This isn't my room! It's small and clustered with heaps of dirty clothes everywhere!
"Ahhh!!!" I notice someone beside me.
He has blond hair in spikes. He starts to wake up. His head turns over and his eyes meet mine.
"What the!?!?" he exclaims. Then, with ninja reflexes, he grabs a kunai and holds it to my throat. "Who are you and what are you doing sleeping in my bed? And who are these other people in here? Answer me!" After getting a good look at the spiky-haired blond boy, (It's hard not to, he was right in my face.) I realized that he was Naruto! My eyes went wide.
"I-I don't know how I g-got here." I stutter. "I j-just woke up and I was here."
"I don't trust you." Naruto replies, narrowing his eyes.
All of a sudden, a person sleeping on the ground stirs.
"Unh… Don't tell me it's time for school already…" She groans.
"Shana?" I ask. (She's the anime obsessed girl who sits next to me in math class.)
"Huh? Nani? You guys know each other?" asks a confused Naruto. "Whatever. I'm gonna take you to godaime."
"What?" Before I knew it, Naruto hit quite a sensitive part of my body and I immediately went blank.
I wake up to find ropes tied around my hands and feet. Noticing that none of my friends except Shana were awake, I start whispering to her.
"What do you think happened last night?" I ask. She shrugs.
"I dunno." She replies, "But it feels like we're here for a reason, don'tcha think? Ya know, the sinking feeling finally disappeared after we got here Right now I'm just wondering why we're here." I think this over a moment.
"I just have one question." I ask her, "Why aren't you squealing with delight? I thought it was your dream to be in an anime."
"Well, I did that while you were knocked unconscious by that hecka strong poke Naruto gave you." She starts to laugh maniacally.
"Nani?!?!?!?!" I exclaim, "He did a Thousand Years of Pain on me????"
"I guess so." Shana grins.
All of a sudden, Tsunade-baa chan yells at us. "DID I GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO SPEAK!?!?!?" Now. Listen to me. You guys have probably been affected by recent experiments."
"Experiments? What experiments?" We ask her.
"It seems that our testing of Sasuke's new found Mangekyou Sharingan did this. We tested his ability to use Tsukiyami. This ability must affect different dimensions on the full moon. Due to this, you may have been drawn in."
"MAY have!??!" Shana exclaims. Tsunade-baa chan rolls her eyes and continues.
"This may come as a shock to you, but you may never be able to return to your own dimension ever again. Right now, in your dimension, it would be as if you never existed. Naruto, untie them. Until we find a solution to this mishap, you will have to live here either as a citizen or shinobi. Ugh… Now I have to make you new birth certificates and ID and everything. Being Hokage is just so much work. Oh well, I'll provide housing for you to live in, don't worry. In the meanwhile, why don't you get your friend to wake up." Shana's eyes widen and she falls to the floor when Naruto unties her.
"N-never existed…?" She manages to squeak out. Jonathan rubs his wrists from where the rope had burned.
"Oh c'mon. It's not that bad, Shana. Like you say, suck it up and take it like a man." Shana stands up and glares. Alyssa wakes up, and holds her head. (She's another anime freak. But unlike Shana, she's a major Sasuke-fangirl.) Tsunade then walks out the door, leaving us to talk amongst each other. We explain the situation to Alyssa, who is stunned.
Then, after a while, Tsunade – baa chan comes back in with Tenten, Hinata, and Sasuke. Naruto came back in too, looking extremely mad.
"Oh, so I'm not special enough to take care of 'em?" Naruto argues. (That line is dedicated to Ellen!)
"No. You're just too poor." Sasuke smirks. Alyssa's eyes fill with hearts while Shana starts making fake puking noises. I laugh. Sasuke cocks an eyebrow.
"Is there something wrong with you, or are you just plain stupid?" Retorts Sasuke. Shana stops and glares. He glares back. Alyssa pops up, hearts still in her eyes.
"Sasuke-kun…" she says dreamily. Shana rolls her eyes.
"I still think he's a pervert…" She mumbles. Alyssa glares.
"How can you say that?!? It's Sasuke. THE Sasuke Uchiha. A child prodigy with amazing prowess! He's so cool!" Shana makes a face as if there was tuna-flavored pudding under her nose. (She hates seafood.)
"Blech…" She says, not affected.
"Wow… Once a pervert, always a pervert, to you, eh?" I say. Shana shrugs.
"LISTEN UP!" yells Tsunade-baa chan, "There will be no co-ed rooming arrangements! So, you," She points at me, " Will be rooming with Sasuke."
I smirked as I saw Alyssa's jaw drop to the ground.
"You," She points at Alyssa, "Will be with Hinata." Alyssa smiles. Hinata is nice. "And you," She turned to Shana, "You're rooming with Tenten."
"Yes!" She makes the victory sign, "No offense Hinata, but Neji's creepy." Hinata looks confused.
"How do you know Neji nii-san?" She asks.
"Uh…." Alyssa and I whack Shana into the ground.
"Excuse us for a minute…" Alyssa smiles sweetly. Once we make sure no one can hear us, we start hissing at her.
"Great going, Shana! What are we supposed to tell them!?!" exclaims Alyssa.
"You always cause so much trouble!" I say.
"How 'bout we just tell 'em the truth! I don't wanna live a lie!" She replies back. We whack her again.
"Baka!" I exclaim, "How an you be so stupid!" She winces.
"Nande baka? Who're you calling a baka, you baka!" She says. We roll our eyes. Sometimes Shana can be SO immature. We walked back to the group.
"Well, let's go se our housing?" I suggested.
"She didn't answer the question…"
"Yes! Let's go!" exclaimed Shana, ignoring what they said. They sweatdropped.
TQL: So? Whaddaya think? Please review! I co-wrote this with my friend and we would really like some reviews! So, if you care about anything in the world, you will review!
Nani What
Nande Why
Baka Idiot/Moron/Stupid