A/N:

... I have returned! I now no one cares, but my computer broke down a while a go and I've been mooching off my sister. Now my mum decided to let me borrow her laptop for a while so Imma do this quick. This means spelling mistakes are inevitable. Just ignore them all, please.

Y'all can thank Naffy for this wonderful pairing! She thought it up, and she wants the credit, no doubt, so THANK YOU NAFFY!

Lilly=Leichtenstein

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or OHSHC. I also do not own my own (working) laptop at present... :(

The Discovery of the Host Club

Lilly walked through the halls in wonder. How in the world could she have let this happen? Only moments ago she had been standing beside her brother, tuning out the boring lecture about some famous painting in the hall.

This morning, Vash had asked her to accompany her to a tour at one of Kiku's schools. It had recently come to his attention that there was someone very powerful in the school, and not in the political sense. He, as well as a few other countries, was getting nervous. Apparently, the person was a boy, young enough to be a third-year student in the school, but rumored to be powerful enough to wipe out a city withoutbreaking a sweat.

She had been nervous at first, reluctant to be in the same building with someone so dangerous, but she had agreed. Only ten minutes into the tour, she regretted the decision, and not for the reason she thought she would. It wasn't that it was scary at all; it was just increadibly boring!

Turning around, confused, Lilly wondered again how it had happened. Did Vash and the Tour Guide leave while she was zoning out? Deciding that that was the most logical answer, she decided to tackle the next question. How would she get back?

All the corridors looked the same, large and lavishly decorated. There were windows to her right, looking out over some sort of courtyard with a gorgeous fountain. After walking a few more hallways, undoubtedly only moving farter and farther away from her brother, she came across a door, just a bit larger than the others. She didn't know why, but it seemed important, not just another classroom. She couldn't read the sign because it was in Japanese, and being a younger country, she hadn't become fluent in ALL languages yet, but it seemed... special. Figuring it wouldn't hurt to look, she opened the door.

As she opened the door, light flooded into the dim hallway and rose petals flew out from inside the room. Momentarily blinded, Lilly grasped the side of the doorway for support. The blindness passed, and a extravegant hall revealed itself to her. Six boys were standing in front of her and a girl in a boys' uniform was wit them. they seemed to be posing.

There was a tall skinny blonde boy, who seemed to be the leader; a pair of redheaded twins with mischevious smiles; a smirking boy with a notebook and glasses; a tall, muscular, dark-haired boy with a stony, emotionless face; and a smaller blonde who was eating cake and smiling (adorably, she noticed :3) and who the stony-faced boy seemed to be hoving over. Even though he wasn't in a particularly defensive stance, there was an almost tangible bond between the two boys, as if the taller boy had a neon sign over his head that declared "You hurt him, I KILL you".

The taller blonde stepped forward with an almost secretive smile on his face. Vash had told her what to do in this kind of situation.

"Hello my little princess... welcome t-" The boy was coming forward slowly and gracefully, but when he stepped over the invisible 5 foot radius line around Lilly, she took him down, just like her brother had showed her. First a kick to the groin, then a punch to the jaw, and finally, I well placed kick to the stomach.

"M-mommy..." He wheezed pathetically, to which the previously-smirking boy cautiously stepped forward to retreive and examine him.

"You do realize that you must now pay for all medical bills pertaining to his injuries, correct?" Notebook discarded, the boy's gaze was sharp and cold. The girl then stepped forward, instantly understanding the situation, to calm him down. Lilly was a little less wary of her because she wasn't male. Vash had always told her that any male other than himself and his boyfriend was not to be trusted.

"Excuse me, but what is your name?" She asked, coming forward to talk to Lilly. "Why did you hurt my friend? What brought you here?"

"I got lost..." Hating herself for her soft, trembling voice, she tried to straighten herself. "I got lost, he got too close to me, and my name is Leic-Lilly." She still wasn't used to her human name.

"Well I'm sorry you got lost, but you can't just go around punching people." The girl seemed slightly angry, but Lilly could tell that she was trying to stay calm.

"My bruder always taught me not to let a boy get within five feet of me." Leaving out the fact that he reminded her of France just a bit too much, she tried to explain. She could tell that the twins seemed to appreciate her athletic skill. It creeped her out.

"Well he must be a stick in the mud." One of the twins commented, slowly moving toward her in a way that reminded her of a cat stalking a bird.

"Do you ever have any fun?" The other twin joined in, so that they were now both 'stalking' her.

"Hikaru, Kaoru!" Strangely, before the girl could scold the twins, the boy with glasses returned from dealing with the injured blonde and did it for her. "From what she says, it seems that this must be Lilly Zwingli, younger sister of Vash Zwingly. They were schedualed for a personal tour this afternoon."

"We came early." Lilly explained.

"Well, don't be rude." Glasses Boy lined the group up again and introduced them. "I am Kyoya, this is Mori-sempei, Hunny-sempei, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Haruhi Fujioka, and the one you injured is Tamaki-sempei."

"Sorry." Not very sorry, Lilly brushed off Tamaki's injuries. "Do any of you know how I might find my brother again?" She was still worried about the powerful, dangerous boy the trip had been about.

"The tours usually end in the lobby, but until then, we have no way of knowing where they are." Kyoya informed Lilly. "At four I can have Haruhi escort you there. In the meantime, you can stay here at the host club." It was only then that she realized where she was. There were groups of girls throughout the room, some were eavesdropping openly on the conversation, but many were just chatting within their own little groups.

"So you guys are a host club?" Lilly asked, widening her eyes. She had only ever heard of host clubs before.

"If you would allow us to introduce ourselves without getting a beating..." Tamaki said softly, sitting up with great effort.

"We are the Ouran High School Host Club" The group said collectively.

"Where the school's handsomest boys with too much time on their hands entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful." Tamaki tried to smile, but it was weak. Lilly felt bad that she had hurt him.

"Sounds fun" Lilly's smile was almost as weak as Tamaki's, but it grew when another host spoke up.

"It is, Lilly-chan!" Hunny smiled at her so genuinely that Lilly really wanted to hug him. "It is"

Why is it that people seem to always discover the host club by accident? hahaha!

Ignore the fact that somehow everyone speaks english automatically. I didn't feel like making it an more dificult... :P

Sorry this chapter doesn't have all that much romance, or anything really. It was more of an introduction.

If you couldn't guess, the pairings are: KyoyaXTamaki and HunnyXLilly

More chapters to come ^_^ Please review~!