When Kindergarten Kids Attack
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(Amanda enters)
Amanda- Good evening. I'm Amanda. You may know me as Ms. Bynes. There's a tragically sweeping our nation that deserves our attention. The sad truth is, people know what to do...When Kindergarten Kids Attack!
(She moves to another area)
Amanda- We all know those sweet, adorable, little children has enter big school of elementary, where they learn their ABCs and one, two, three. Even do, re, mi. But now, these has change for the kindergarten kids has transform from sweet and innocent into evil and cruel. We all heard from others who had been attack by those demon kids, but now, caught on video tape, you're about to actually witness, one of these actual event, just as it actually happened.
(A recorded video show an ice cream man serving ice creams for the kids)
Amanda- Here as you can see, a happy ice cream man doing his job to serve ice cream for these innocent children, until the kindergarten kids cut the line, demanding the ice cream man to give them some ice cream for free. He refused it, and led no choice for the kindergarten kids to attack him.
(Kindergarten kids attacking the ice cream man)
Amanda- Awfully horrible. Now, let watch that attack again in slow motion.
(Video begins to rewind, and replay the attack in slow motion)
Amanda- He tried to call help. He tried to escape, but he couldn't do either, while they were attacking.
(Scene shows the ice cream man got a bruise face, hat crumpled on his head, and ice cream stain all over his uniform)
Ice cream man- I...I..I was serving some ice cream to those kids. My happiness has turned into a nightmare when those crazy kindergarten kids attacked me! I had quit my job!
(Ice cream man begins to sobs)
Ice cream man- I never want to work as ice cream man again. Ever!
(Back to Amanda)
Amanda- He'll never be the same. If you think that's horrible, here's an another horrible event caught on the tape.
(Next recorded video shows two bullies demand a nerd to give them some lunch money)
Big bully- Give me your lunch money, twerp!
Amanda- Here you see two bullies doing their job bullying a kid, until the kindergarten kids circled them, and start attacking them!
(Kindergarten kids attacking the bullies, a big bully screams like a girl; nerdy kid ran away)
Amanda- Now, watch that attack again, in slow motion.
(Video begins to rewind, and replay the attack in slow motion)
Amanda- They thought they are tough to get rid of them, but the kids are so strong and vicious to take them down and attack.
(Scene shows two bullies covers with bruises face, bandages cover on arms and messy hair, crying)
Big bully- We were trying to take the kid's money.
Little bully- Like we always do.
Big bully- But the kindergarten kids...
Little bully- They attacked us!
Big bully- I kept having nightmare about those kids taking my lunch money and calls me scaredy-cat over and over again.
Little bully- So do I. How dare you, kindergarten kids!
Big bully- Why?! Why-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y?!
(Back to Amanda)
Amanda- Those poor scaredy-cats. If you witness an attack by those kindergarten kids, please call our emergency hotline. 1-500-I-JUST-SAW-SOME-KINDERGARTEN-KIDS-ATTACK-SOMEONE-SO-I'M-CALLING-THIS-NUMBER-TO-REPORT-WHAT-I-SAW. Thank you. Please tune in next week when we...
(Kindergarten kids enter)
Kindergarten girl- Hey! Look! It's Ms. Bynes.
Kindergarten boy- Let's get her!
(Amanda screams, and ran away from the kids. They were about to chase her, until they attacking the camera)