I don't understand why I must keep repeating this. _ You know how painful it is? Addmiting I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist, or any of the characters in it? You wanna know? Alright; take a four ton boulder, pick it up, and drop it on your foot. then hit your self on the head, as hard as you can for an hour. When you're done with that, rip out your heart and soak it in lemon juice. Then roll in bread crumbs and bake youself until brown and crispy. Finally, you eat yourself. Untill only your mouth remains. yeah that's right. It's impossible to feel the pain I feel when I admit I DO NOT OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST, OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN IT.
I'm sick right now, and feel like... Crap. So I decided to start a new fanfiction! ^3^
Warnings: There's A LOT of language that children under the age of 13, REALLY shouldn't be reading. Even though the one who wrote them is younger than that... Hmmm... Moving on; This isn't really all that sirious, in a matter of a fact, you may even laugh. So I don't recommend drinking or eating if you do plan on laughing.
Okay! Before I make this A/N as long as the story . It's important to read this; Talia is an angel who just happened to wonder across Roy and Ed fighting one day, and came to listen to the bickering every time Ed came back from one of his Goose chase missions.
To the story!
Talia frowned, being an angel she hated *eh hem* excuse me, disliked in titanic proportions, when people had arguments. And this, this was more than just an argument! This was… a miniature war.
"You Son-Of-A-Bitch, bastard, bitch, shitface, smartass, douche bag, dipshit, fucktard, dickwad, cock sucking, mother fucking, asswipe, jackass, cuntface, fucker, jerkwad, bitchface …. BUTT NUGGET! "
Tears formed in Talia's green eyes, this had to come to end soon! They'd been at it like this for an hour and a half!
"Oh, such language coming from a little boy like you, Butt nugget? That's so childish, I think I might have used once when I was in first grade."
"Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"
Talia finally burst into tears, she was fed up with all the bad language! She crashed through the window showering Roy Mustang with shards of glass, stopping him from making another witty comeback. "Stop it! Stop fighting! All you guys ever do is scream and yell at each other, why can't you just stop fighting and try to understand one another?"
The Fullmetal and The Flame didn't say anything, just stared at the odd, but beautiful girl who had just crashed through the window.
Edward broke the silence, "A-Are you a Mary-Sue, coming to turn our brains and heart to mush with your mystical, annoying, powers?
Talia tilted her head in confusion, "Uh, no. I'm not. I'm an angel, here to make you and Roy Mustang switch bodies/Lives so you understand each other better." … "Bye!"
There was a flash of light, and Talia was gone.
First Roy blinked, and then Ed blinked.
Then Roy shrugged, and then Ed shrugged.
"You saw the creepy girl who thought she was an angel too, right Fullmetal?"
"Yeah… I did… … … Well bye colonel Horse Shit! I'm off to go eat as much as I can!"
"Fullmetal, get back here! We still have to discuss your report!"
"I gave you the paper, remember old man?"
"Yes, you gave me your written report, but it's far too short to count for anything."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO TINY HE CAN NEVER MAKE COOKIES BECAUSE HE NEEDS 475 STEP-STOOLS JUST TO REACH THE COUNTER, BUT WHEN HE DOES REACH THE COUNTER IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE HE'S SO SMALL THAT THE COOKIES HE WOULD MAKE WOULD BE MICROSCOPIC!"
"Well, I believe that'd be you."
"…..Bye."
"Fullmetal, get ba-"
"Bye!"
The Flame sighed, "Come back tomorrow, same time!"
Ed was already running back to his military dorm to stuff his face will all the food he could find.
Chapter two will be coming as soon as I.. you know... *cough* Write it.
-GrilledPeanutButter (^w^)-(That reminds me of Al...)