Hello everyone I hope you enjoy my endeavor (pun intended) in creating a MH story

I walked down the back alleys of Musutafu, I hear a muffled cry for help coming up from up a head, I Straiten out my Purple Suit and straiten my Green tie. "Time to go to work"

I Walk farther down the Alley and Find twin girls using plastic controlling quirks to attack a young boy, I chuckle my brown fair turning Green and the air growing solid in front of the twins.

"What the heck" They say at the same time. "Leave the kid alone" I call out in my raspy yet gravely voice, which was eerily Gleeful. "Come now, Ladies lets have some fun"

"It's the Jester, We'll get a lot of money for Icing him" One of the twins said. "Bringing it." I say laughing.

Shards of plastic flew at me only to be stopped by a wall of solid Oxygen, I slide my hand forward sending a wave of Gas at the twins from the canisters on my wrists.

The twins start laughing uncontrollably, their faces twisting in strange grins, not unlike my own, they fall to the ground unconscious or dead I don't really care.

"You okay Punny" I ask the boy, laughing at my own Joke. "Im fine, thanks for the help." The boy says running off, I follow at a safe distance.

I see him run into the waiting arms of a young woman, She holds him close, before looking up at me, I grin and walk off, My slightly crazy laughter bouncing off the sides of the Alley.

The next morning

I Wake up in my bed, get dress and turn on the news.

"We found the unconscious bodies of the Shiv Sisters in the Alley Behind the book shop The Tome Library." The news casters said "They are now being held on the Raft."

"In other news a string of robberies have been plaguing our fair city, all crime scenes have had one thing in common A owl claw made of metal."

"Interesting." I say "Found my next target"

"This just in, it seams the Jester has struck again, his unique sense of Justice has saved a young boy from being killed, 'He was awesome, he handled the two jerks like they where nothing.' the boy said. 'I hope I can be like him when I Master my quirk.'" I turn off the news and Smile sadly

"No Kid you really don't"

Just then the phone rings, I pick it up. "Mr. J Speaking"

"James get your rear end down to the Daily Globe." My boss Jonah White yells.

"On my way sir, And I have photos and a story already written." I reply running out the door.

Well thats all for now

and remember as a great man once said EXCELSIOR

M.I.A out