Loosely Exactly Nicole Watterson

by Yoshizilla-Fan

Nicole Watterson is a *mother. Nicole Watterson is a *workaholic. Nicole Watterson is *responsible. Nicole Watterson is *strict. Nicole Watterson is easily *angered. Nicole Watterson is dealing with her family and work and stress every day of her life. And it's loosely exactly the way things are meant to be. *loosely

"Richard, did you get that air conditioning fixed?" Nicole Watterson asked Richard, the Watterson household being in the middle of a heat wave.

"No, I don't know how." Richard stated, banging the air conditioner, which suddenly burst into flames as Richard screamed, panicking as Nicole sighed. "And to think the weather man said it was only gonna be 72 degrees"

"Actually, he said it would be 72 degrees at the beach." Anais stated.

"Well, since it's Take Your Child to Work Day, we can go to the Rainbow Factory to get away from the heat!" Gumball stated, standing next to Darwin. The whole time they were conversing, Richard was running around, panicking because the air condition was on fire.

"Actually, that's tomorrow." Anais corrected him.

"Well this sucks!" Gumball remarked.

"I know! This heat is making me so dry!" Darwin exclaimed, his scaly skin appearing cartoonishly cracked and crusty.

"Well, there's the hose outside. You kids could-" then the four of them noticed Richard had the hose wrapped and coiled around him while he ran around.

"Ahhh! Snake! Help! The snake broke the air conditioner!" Richard screamed as he tried to get those hose off of him, being too much of an oaf to know it wasn't a real snake.

"Richard, that-" Nicole then face palmed herself, too hot to deal with Richard's stupidity.

"Oh, so hot! No air!" Gumball remarked, psychosomatically running out of breath, before Darwin slapped him silly.

"Dude! You can still breathe!" Darwin told him.

Then Nicole's cell phone rang, prompting her to answer it. "Oh, Yuki! Yeah I'm doing fine except for thIs heat wave, how about you?"

Richard was still running around panicking and fighting off a hose while Nicole talked.

"What? How do you get burnt from a cloud?" Nicole giggled. "Yeah I know that is loosely exactly what this heat wave is doing!"

Then Richard fell on top of the air conditioner, catching fire as he ran around for a few seconds before stopping, his skin being burnt, the hose being burnt to a crisp. "Ha! Take that, stupid snake!" Then his burnt skin fell off, a new layer of pink skin replacing it.

"Wow. How ironic that he got burned from an air conditioner." Gumball stated.

"I would prefer frostbite right now, it's too hot for me to even complain." Darwin sighed.

"Ok, I'll see you and Masami at work tomorrow!" Nicole hung up. "So, who wants to go to the beach?"

Everyone else cheered yay, including Richard, being the man child he was.