"So emmett how are you?"

"good.......Who are you?"

"I'm shelby!!"

"oh"

.........

"can i ask you a question?"

"sure emmett ask me anything"

"it's just a small thing really. Where am i?"

"In my dream"

"What dream?"

"The one i'm having right now"

"............"

"Let me tell you about it"

"ya that would help me understand"

"Ok so you and everyone you know is from a fiction book called twilight and i love the book so i had a dream with you in it."

"Ok so am i like the main character or something? I'm the hot one right?"

"Well. your not the main character and i think your hot"

"so who is the main character and whos the hot one?"

"Edwad and bella and edward"

"Edwards the hot one? thats not fair. And i really don't understand how him and bella are the main characters theres nothing special about them"

"Well almost every girl that has read the book likes edward the best and the book is from bellas point of view"

"wow is every girl in america blind?"

"Noooo it's just that it's from bellas POV and she loves edward so she describes him as the hottest guy in the world"

"Oh thats just like bella. She dosn't think of any one but herself!!! It's not fair i wanted to be the hot one!!"

"calm down emmett calm down i'm sure if Rosalie was wrighting a book you would be the hot one."

"No no no no no! She would put herself."

"ya your right she probably would. Well your the funny one!"

"I am?"

"Ya and the strong one"

"Really?"

"yep and the nice big brother"

"Ha ha i bet edward didn't get called strong or funny all he's got is looks i got personality!!"

"Ya sure emmett"

"so what am i doing in your dream exactly?"

"Well............Oh it's not going to work anyway go back and tell roaslie about you being the strong and funny one"

"OK make sure to visit. i mean dream of me agian so we can catch up"

"witll do emmett bye"

"Bye sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite"