I know I shouldn't start a new story, specially considering that my first one is not very popular...
Anyway, I know is clichè and has been done before many times, but this idea just wouldn't leave me alone.
I don't own Glee and the spelling and grammar mistakes are all mine. English isn't my native language, so there will be many mistakes. Feel free to correct me whenever you see one.
"Noah, you are 30. It's about time you find a nice jewish girl to settle down with and give me some grandchildren."
"Ma, I just turned 30, There's plenty of time for me to find someone." Puck loved his mother to death, but he couldn't stand her talking about this anymore. This was the third time she called him this week to discuss his relationship status, and it was only Wednesday.
"No, there isn't. I'm not getting any younger, and I have to be able to look after my grandchild once he or she's born."
"Well, Sarah is getting married, she'll give you grandchildren in no time." Thank God for Sarah. Puck's younger sister was getting married and he was sure his mother would give him a rest about having kids.
"Speaking of which, when are you flying in? You have to be here a couple of days before the wedding. And I hope you don't come alone."
"Don't worry ma, I'm taking someone with me"
"Really? You're dating a girl? I can't wait to meet her. What's her name?"
"Uuuuhhh... You'll meet her soon. Ma, I'm working right now, I can't talk."
"Ok, I'm looking forward to meeting this girl. I'll see you in two weeks?"
"Two weeks?"
"Yes, Noah! For your sister's wedding. Did you forget about it?"
"No, ma, of course not. Yeah, I'll see you soon. Bye."
Puck didn't even wait for his mom response before turning off his phone. Crap! Of course he knew his sister was getting married, but he thought it would be like, two months from now. He still had to buy the tickets for the flight and, most importantly, he had to find a date. He couldn't show up by himself, his mother would be disappointed.
He started to search online for flight tickets to Lima, but they were all very expensive. Puck decided that he would take the ten hour's drive from New York to Ohio. But that meant that he would have less time to find a date.
He was a good looking guy, he had no problem getting a date. What he had a hard time doing was to keep dating the same girl. After the first few dates, he'd always lose interest and start looking for the next girl. Puck couldn't remember the last time he'd been on a serious relationship.
He knew he could get a date. That was the easiest thing to do. But the problem was that he couldn't take any girl to his sister's wedding. He would have to find a girl his mom would really like. She would have to be Jewish (or at least pretend to be), would have to know how to improvise, because people would ask questions about them, and they wouldn't be prepared for all of them, and this girl would have to be hot, because the Puckassaurus doesn't date ugly chicks. Besides, it would have to be someone he was comfortable around, since they'd have to share a room.
He couldn't just take a random woman he'd just met to his sister's wedding. He couldn't trust someone he didn't know to behave. Puck started thinking about all of his friends that were girls. He could trust them, he knew they weren't crazy (most of the time, at least) and they would agree to help him out. The problem was that his mom knew them all, and knew that they weren't "nice Jewish girls".
Puck thought about asking Kitty, his secretary, to go with him, but he was suspicious that she had a crush on him for a while now. He dialed a number on his phone.
"Puck?"
"Finn, I need your help." His best friend wasn't the brightest bulb in the lamp, but he might help.
"What is it?"
"I need to find a date for Sarah's wedding. Someone my mom would like."
"Her wedding is two weeks from today!"
"I know! That's why I need your help to find someone! I forgot that it was that soon."
"Well, the only Jewish girl I know is Rachel. I think she'd be willing..."
Before Finn could finish, he was cut off. "No way. Forget about it. I'd be happy if I never had to see her again."
"She was invited, you know?"
"Apparently, my family hates me."
"Dude, it's about time you let it go and forgive her. You're gonna hate her forever?"
"Yes, I'll hate her forever. Now, let's get back to my problem. Do you have any friend that could help me? She can just pretend to be Jewish, it's not mandatory."
"Nop, I'm not introducing you to any of my friends. Lauren still won't talk to me after what you did to her."
"I apologized for that!"
" You had sex with her sister while she was cooking you dinner! Do you have any idea of how twisted this is?"
"Come on, I'll behave this time! Just make sure that this other friend doesn't have a hot sister."
"No, I'm not introducing you to any other friend of mine. Just go out tonight. You'll meet some girl and you can take her."
"Dude, you know I can't just take some random girl."
"Well, you could look for an escort. She would be professional about it."
"You mean, pay some girl to go with me? I don't need to pay to have company. Or to have sex, for that matter."
"You should consider it. Those girls are used to go to events, they'll follow your orders and wouldn't do anything to embaress you."
"Dude, I'm not paying anyone. I gotta go, thanks for nothing."
Puck hung up before Finn could answer.
He started looking through his phone book, to see all the women he had among his contacts. Britt, Carole, Cedes, Hottie- record store, Hottie – 5th floor ,Kitty, Mrs. Davis, Mrs. Miller (both clientes – he was their lawyer during their divorces), Sarah, Satan, Tina...
He couldn't find anyone suitable for the task. He tried calling Sam, Artie and Santana, but had similar conversations than the one he had with Finn. No one had or was willing to introduce him to a friend that could help him.
Puck was running out of options, but he still wasn't willing to pay someone to pretend to be his date. But curiosity got the best of him and he decided to Google "Escort Agency". A bunch of website addresses appeared on the results, and he randomly chose one of them. There wasn't any pictures of the escorts but, on the home page, you could send your e-mail address and they'd send you a catalog, with the girls' pictures and information.
He started to think about it, but then he figured he had nothing to lose. Puck typed his e-mail address and pressed send.
A few minutes later, he received the catalog on his e-mail. The first girl featured was Candy, a redhead with green eyes and freckles. Then there was Cinnamon, a short brunette with short, curly hair and a muscular body. Puck decide to browse through it and see if he could spot a girl that could pass of as Jewish.
A picture of a blonde girl wearing a pink bikini caught his eyes. Scarlett. She had a smile on her face and big eyes, that he couldn't tell if were hazel or green. And she was hot. Puck was sure she could pretend to be Jewish and that was it, she would fit all the criteria. A single picture made him change his mind completely. He was definitely hiring a escort. Besides, Finn was right, she was a professional, she would follow his orders.
He called the agency to set a meeting with her and see how much she would charge. They would meet the next morning, in a coffee shop near his office. Puck was looking forward to it. He had to see for himself if this woman was real.