Prompt 1- "I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid." (NaLu)
Lucy was feeling a little peeved. Well, maybe peeved wasn't the right word. Angry, maybe? No, absolutely fucking pissed would be more accurate. This was supposed to be a nice, relaxing evening, spent in her warm bath, doing absolutely nothing.
"Come on, Lucy, what's wrong?"
"Oh, absolutely nothing, Natsu!" The sarcasm practically dripped from her voice, which edged continually up in pitch, but as usual, of course, Natsu missed it.
"Lucy, please. You're my best friend outside of Happy, and ya sound upset. I may be an idiot, but I ain't stupid. Tell me what's wrong!"
Yes, this was supposed to be a nice, relaxing evening, spent in her warm bath, doing absolutely nothing.
Instead, she was desperately trying to hide her body using bubbles that floated aimlessly over the water as if they hadn't a fucking care in the world.
Which, they wouldn't, seeing as they were bubbles. Obviously. Lucy didn't know why she'd thought that.
Oh, it didn't matter! She shouldn't have to worry about having to cover herself in her own damn bath tub, in her own damn house!
But, she'd forgotten. This wasn't just her house. Not anymore. Not according to stupid Natsu.
Who now sat across from her in the bath, stark naked, and seemingly completely uncaring that they were sitting naked in a hot bath, together.
At the same. Fucking. Time.
Lucy gave a frustrated scream, which ended oddly in a hysterical sort of laugh.
"Not stupid, huh?" she choked. "Take a look at where you are!"
Natsu looked around, and Lucy did not miss how his gaze lingered longer than it should have on her ample breasts, and lowered a bit further than even that. Lucy's face glowed with heat, and she desperately pushed down that feeling of slight pleasure that rose up.
"I'm enjoyin' a bath with ya."
And... he'd missed the point.
There went that feeling of pleasure.
And... out the window he goes, with no clothing to his name.