Alright then people this is going to be the next story that I am going to be making seeing as I have hit a fucking dead end with making updates as I have tried and tried but nothing is coming to me and it is pissing me the FUCK OFF. So instead of getting updates I am hitting you with yet another story and that is final. For this story I am going to be doing a Konosuba story seeing as I FINALLY found the English dub version on the website that I always watch dubbed anime on and after searching for a day or two and then binge watching it I FINALLY have enough knowledge so that I can make a story with this anime. The main character is indeed going to be an O.C. seeing as I do enjoy making the main character into an O.C. seeing as they are more fun to make seeing as you can mold them into whoever the hell you want them to unlike changing someone from an anime cannon into someone that they aren't. I also know what item I am going to be giving my O.C. for his wish seeing as it is one of my favorite weapons of all times and you will find out what I am going to be giving him when the time comes in this chapter. Know that the pairing is indeed going to be a harem seeing as that is kind of my thing and do not worry my harem isn't going to be massive to the point that it gets stupid as those kinds of harems just don't work for me and I don't think that I can make them properly as well and that is my reason for no massive harem. So with that out of the way I think that it is time for me to do the thing that must be done before anyone can make a story to begin with. Disclaimer: I own nothing at all nor will I ever save for the O.C. I made for this story.
A young man around the age of sixteen years old with jet black hair that reaches to the back of his neck leaving some of his bangs to fall near his eyes, healthy pale skin color, and amethyst eye color. Currently he is wearing a black short sleeved shirt, a pair of blue jean cargo pants, a pair of blue converse gym shoes, and a black leather coat. This is Caesar Yamamoto the son of a Japanese man and an Italian woman who met back in College and fell in love before they married and moved to Japan to live their lives.
Currently Caesar is walking alongside his best friend and crush seeing as they decided to just hang out for the day and have a movie night compared to them playing video games and their location is the local convient store to get some chips and soda, and within a few moments they made it and started shopping.
Caesar's best friend is a young woman around the age of sixteen years old with grey hair that reaches down to her upper back, healthy pale skin color, and azure blue eyes. Currently she is wearing a maroon short sleeved shirt that has a picture of white flowers on the front for decoration that shows off her large D-cup breasts, a pair of black jeans, a brown leather coat, and a pair of black converse gym shoes. This is Izumi Yakumo is the daughter of two late Japanese police officers who died in a car crash and has known Caesar since they were children and just like Caesar she also has a massive crush on him.
"So what are we going to be watching tonight" Izumi asked in wonder.
"It's called The Bourne Legacy and it's about someone who is a former member of the Department of Defense Black Ops has to travel to some foreign country along side this scientist woman so that he can get a liquid version of some medicine that they call chems that enhance his physical and mental abilities. Along the way there is a lot of action and some good chase scenes between the main characters and the people trying to kill them. Hell the two main characters even fall in love together, so I thought that it would be pretty good for us to watch tonight" Caesar said honestly,
"That sounds good" Izumi said happily.
A man in black then came and pointed a gun at the cashier.
"Alright bitch put the money in the bag" the man said firmly.
He then pointed his weapon at the poor cashier before he then pointed it at both Caesar and Izumi which meant that they were both hostages in this situation.
"You two don't move or I'll fucking shoot" the man said seriously.
The man then turned his attention back to the cashier, Caesar on the other carefully reached into his pocket and brought out his pocket knife. Then Caesar sprinted forwards and without any hesitation stabbed the fucker in the side.
"You piece of shit" the man said in anger.
The man then grabbed Caesar and then threw him to the wall and when Caesar hit it he was a bit dazed, though he quickly got over it and before he could get back up the thief put his foot on Caesar's back and sneered at him.
"You just had to be the hero, you do know that every hero dies don't you" the thief said bluntly.
"True but you forget that the villain dies first" Caesar said firmly.
Caesar then grabbed the thief's free leg and pulled it towards him which made the thief fall to the ground and he grunted in slight pain and before the thief could even blink Caesar was in front of him. Caesar hoping that he could knock the thief out punched him in the neck which left the air knocked out of him before he was knocked out due to the lack of air. After knocking the thief the fuck out Caesar then felt himself being embraced from behind and he could feel a pair of breasts on his back which brought a light blush on his face.
"You idiot...I couldn't lost you because of that stunt" Izumi said honestly.
"Hey I'm still standing aren't I" Caesar said honestly.
Suddenly...the man sat up and pointed the gun at Caesar, quickly noticing this Caesar then used his body as a shield to protect Izumi.
*BANG!*
Pain was the only thing that Caesar could feel at the moment as he fell to the ground with Izumi kneeling over me with tears falling down her face and sobbing uncontrollably.
"Please don't leave me Caesar-kun, I need you" Izumi said sadly.
"Izumi-chan...I.I" Caesar tried to speak in a weakened state.
"I love you too, please don't leave me here all alone" Izumi said sadly.
A small smile graced Caesar's lips before he finally closed his eyes thanks to blood loss, then he suddenly opened his eyes once again and looked around to see a pitch black room and he was sitting on a chair with someone beside him.
"Do you have any idea where we are" Caesar asked in wonder.
"No clue" the second person said honestly.
"Kazuma Sato and Caesar Yamamoto" a female voice said.
A girl with blue hair and all blue clothes with a giant ass pink ribbon approached both Kazuma and Caesar.
"Welcome to the afterlife, Kazuma. Unfortunately, you passed away moments ago, and the same goes with Caesar" the woman said honestly.
The woman then approached a bigger chair that is in front of both Kazuma and Caesar and sat down.
"Both of your lives were a short one. But you are, in fact, dead" the woman said honestly.
"Yeah no shit Sherlock" both Kazuma and Caesar thought bluntly.
"Just one question, is Izumi-chan" Caesar asked in wonder.
The woman then looked to the ground sadly.
"I'm sorry to say that she isn't taking it very well" the woman said sadly.
A screen then popped up in front of Caesar and he saw Izumi who was in the hospital outside a room which Caesar quickly realized was his crying her heart out with Caesar's parent's confronting her.
The screen then disappeared as a lone tear escaped Caesar's eye.
"Excuse me ma'am, what about the girl that I pushed out of harms way" Kazuma asked seriously.
"Oh her, she's alive and well" the woman said honestly.
"Thank goodness, that means that my death wasn't in vain" Kazuma said happily.
"Actually, she wouldn't have gotten hurt, even if you didn't push her out of the way" the woman said bluntly.
"Huh" Kazuma asked in shock.
"That tractor was going to stop before it could even hit her" the woman said bluntly.
"Huh, wait a second" Kazuma said plainly.
"What is it" the woman asked curiously.
"Did you say tractor" Kazuma asked firmly.
"Yes, it was indeed a tractor" the woman said plainly.
"Then what happened, did I die by getting run over by the tractor" Kazuma asked seriously.
"No you didn't, to put it bluntly, you died of shock" the woman said dryly.
"I died of fucking shock, not a heroes death" Kazuma asked honestly.
"No the only one who died a hero is Caesar" the woman said dryly.
"I really don't know if I should laugh at you or feel sorry for you" Caesar said honestly.
Then the woman started to laugh hard while Kazuma was dumbfounded.
"I've been doing this for a long time but you are the only person to die in such a bizarre way" the woman said happily.
Kazuma's face then showed anger from the girl that was laughing her ass off at him while Caesar was starting to laugh as well.
"You were so terrified that you'd be run over, you wet yourself. You passed out and taken to a nearby hospital and the doctors and nurses laughed as you had a heart attack" the woman said in joy.
"Stop! I don't want to heart it! I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear it! I don't want to her it!" Kazuma said hysterically.
She then stood up and whispered at us with a smug face.
"Your family rushed over to the hospital and even they're laughing out loud at the cause of death. Heck even Caesar's family and friend heard about it and the three of them started to cheer up" the woman said in joy.
"PLEASE STOP I BEG OF YOU" Kazuma shouted out in desperation.
"My name is Aqua, I am a goddess who guides humans who die at a young age into the after life" Aqua said honestly.
"Nice to meet you" Caesar said honestly.
"You can start from square one, a new life, or you can go to heaven and carry on like old men. To tell you the truth, heaven isn't that dream place all you imagine it to be" Aqua said honestly.
"Huh" Kazuma and Caesar said in wonder.
"Not only is there no TV, there is no manga or games either and you also have no physical body, so you can't do anything sexual in the slightest" Aqua said sternly.
"Are you kidding me" Caesar asked in wonder.
Aqua then looked over to Caesar.
"Yeah you don't want to go to a boring place heaven, do you" Aqua said honestly.
"Uh, right" Caesar said nervously.
"Also on the other hand, staring over is also not fun either" Aqua said bluntly.
"Are those the only two options we have" Caesar asked sternly.
"On that note, I've got a great offer for you. The both of you like video games don't you" Aqua asked curiously.
"Um...yeah" Caesar said honestly.
"That world, which has long enjoyed peace is being threatened by the devil king's army! The lively hoods, its citizens have worked for a being trampled by monsters. Everyone lives in fear of the devil king's army's merciless pillage and slaughter!...slaughter!" Aqua said firmly.
"So this world is pretty much an MMORPG thing" Caesar asked in wonder.
"Yes it is as you guessed, everyone refuses to be reborn, so the population is declining" Aqua said honestly.
"I see" Kazuma said honestly.
"So we decided. 'Why not send people who've died in other worlds there with their bodies and memories in tact" Aqua said honestly.
"What's the point in sending me there if I'm going to be killed" Kazuma said firmly.
"I would go if I were you, it will be better than living on earth" Caesar said honestly.
"See you should be like Caesar, not afraid of participating even though he'll face death. Also i'm doing the both of you a favor, I'm granting you the right to bring any one thing of your choosing" Aqua said honestly.
"Really" Caesar asked in wonder.
Yes really. It could be a weapon or a tremendous talent. You'll be able to redo your life with all your original memories. To top it off, you can bring one thing of your choosing! The people of the other world will earn some battle ready stats to help them. Not a bad deal don't you think" Aqua explained honestly.
"I have another question again. Will we be able to speak the other world's language" Kazuma asked in wonder.
She then held up a book
"That won't be a problem" Aqua said honestly.
We then started to read the book.
"With the kind of support of us gods we'll overload your brain so you'll be able to learn it instantly. As a side effect, you might just go 'poof' if you're unlucky though. So that leaves the both of you to do is to choose a powerful ability or a piece of equipment" Aqua said firmly.
"I'll go first! I'll take the Elucidator sword from the Sword Art Online anime I'll take that" Caesar said firmly.
"Granted" Aqua said honestly.
Elucidator is a pitch black sword with trims of grey, it has a black hilt connected to a hand guard that drops to the right side, attached to this elongated area to the hand guard is part of Elucidator's blade as to better the user in retaining their grip on the sword when it is being used, the blade is completely black like the rest of the sword and the said blade is outlined in a light grey, and a pitch black sheath appeared in the sky and fell into Caesar's arms. Then in a puff of smoke which appeared around him Caesar was now outfitted in black pants with a black belt that had a silver buckle, a black V-necked shirt that was worn underneath a black trench coat with with grey linings going down the sleeves, black boots with silver plates to protect his shins, a silver plate worn on the left side of his coat, and a pair of black fingerless gloves.
"You were supposed to only have one but since you're the cutest I've met. I made a double" Aqua said honestly.
"Thank you very much" Caesar said happily.
"Now Kazuma. You choose. I'll grant you a power that is second to none" Aqua said honestly.
Kazuma was currently looking at some pages while Aqua and Caesar were bored and Aqua was eating some chips that magically appeared while Caesar was looking at his sword happily.
"Hey hurry the hell up" Aqua and Caesar yelled firmly.
"No matter what you pick, its all the same. Nobody is expecting much from a shut in game otaku anyways" Aqua said bluntly.
"I-I'm not not an otaku! And I died after leaving my house, so I;m not a shut in either" Kazuma said sternly.
"None of that matters, just hurry it up" Aqua said bluntly.
"Dude hurry the fuck up, I want to get to the other world" Caesar said in irritation.
"Quit your whining and be patient" Kazuma said firmly.
Caesar then unsheathed his sword and placed it at his neck.
"Never piss someone that has a weapon" Caesar said seriously.
"Plus I've still got lot more deceased humans to guide you know" Aqua said bitterly.
Kazuma was getting angry at this point and Caesar could tell that he was starting to leak some kind of killing intent.
"'Hurry up and decide' I'll do just that, then. Pick one thing to bring to the parallel world" Kazuma said honestly.
"That's right" Aqua said honestly.
She then ate a chip
"Okay then I pick you" Kazuma said smugly.
Aqua didn't respond but ate a chip that outside her mouth.
"All right, stand there and don't leave the magic circle- what did you just say" Aqua said honestly.
Suddenly a bright light then appeared in the ceiling and an angelic woman came down.
"We heard you request. I shall take your job from here on out, Aqua" the woman said honestly.
Aqua then made a cute 'huh' while Caesar scream internally, then a magical circle appeared under aqua.
"Kazuma Satou's wish complies with the regulations and has been accepted" the woman said honestly.
"Hey what is all this? You got to be kidding me. No no no! Come on, um...this is not right! Taking a goddess with you is against the rules! It must be illegal! This has to be illegal! Wait! Wait!" Aqua pleaded hysterically.
Aqua tried to break free but she couldn't, she kept on banging on the barrier trying to free herself but she couldn't.
"Please have a safe trip Aqua. Should you successfully defeat the devil king, I will send someone to pick you up" the woman said firmly.
"I may have the ability to heal since I'm a goddess! But I have no fighting ability to speak of, how on earth am I supposed to defeat the devil king" Aqua asked in wonder.
The three of us then started to float.
"Hey wait" Aqua said honestly.
Kazuma started to chuckle.
"How does it feel to get dragged away with the guy you treated like a total idiot" Kazuma said happily.
Kazuma then started to laugh evily.
"You've been designated as the one thing i'll be bringing along, so if you are a goddess I'll use your godly powers ot whatever to make my life as easy as possible" Kazuma said smugly.
"No I don't want to go to a parallel world world with a man like this" Aqua said sadly.
"Don't worry Aqua. I'm still not insane or a pervert like that idiot is" Caesar said honestly.
Kazuma started to laugh even harder.
"Bravo hero, I prey that one of the great many prospective heroes, you will be the one to defeat the devil king and if you do so, we shall grant any wish you desire as a gift from the gods" the woman said honestly.
"WHOA FOR REAL" Kazuma and Caesar yelled happily.
"Hey that's my line" Aqua said in anger.
"Now go fourth and journey" the woman said honestly.
A symbol then appeared above Kazuma, Caesar, and Aqua and it sucked the three of them in with Aqua yelling before she disappeared.
Alright then people that is the end of this chapter and now for the harem like I promised.
Caesar Harem: Megumin. Darkness , Izumi (She'll appear in the world later), TBA.
I am welcome to suggestions for harem members, just let me know in the reviews
P.S. Yes I know that I gave Caesar the stuff that Kirito used in the first part of Sword Art Online and the reason being is that I like the look of both the sword and clothing and I have a soft spot for the SAO portion of the anime.