Trigger warning: this story will lack any and all sorts of quality. But I will do my best to make up for that. Probably with memes.

The three lazy assholes were once again sitting at the table, mucking around and doing nothing besides inhaling oxygen.

"Come on guys, stop mucking around." Red Guy said. "We only have ten minutes before my package..."

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" The Duck exclaimed and he fucking exploded.

"Glad we got rid of that little fag!" Yellow Mayne said.

"Wait, you're not supposed to express your opinion!" Red Bloke said. "You're the retarded one!"

"Deeerrrrrrrr" Yellow Boi moaned and his dick ripped through his pants, knocked over the table and shot into space.

"Woah there friend, you may need to slow it down!" The Notebook said.

"Wait, how did you get in here?" Obama asked.

"Obermer? What are you doing here?" Red Male Person asked.

"I am here to deliver a package for 'Harry "the Red Guy" Niggaton'. Is that you?" Snoop Dogg asked.

"Yes that is me, thanks Kanye!" Red Rocket said. He ran out of the room and left Chris Tucker alone to be raped by Goldenboi.

So now the Red Being who identified as a male Apache Attack Helicopter, was in his bedroom and he unlocked the box that was inside the package. As he opened the lid, a bright gold light of beauty almost blinded his eyes.

"I can't wait to show this to my pals!"

Later, Yug Der used satanic magic to revive the Bird and he managed to pull Yellow Thing off Martin Luther King Jr's ass.

"Alright guys. What I'm about to show you is something that I have wanted since I was four years old. It is very special to me, and I want you to promise me you won't laugh about it!"

"QUACK!"

"Derrrr ok boss."

"Excelent!" The member of the British Royal Family who just got married smiled and pulled out...

A twenty-five inch dragon dildo.

"Oh wow, I have one of those as well!" The Green Chicken said as he pulled out another one.

"Cool, maybe now we can finally have a sword fight together." R:150 G:000 B:000 said.

And while the two of them started their gay swordfight, the Yellow Youngling became sad. So he ran to a nearby altar and started praying to Jesus, who heeded his calls. The clouds parted and the Lord flew over to the author's house to stop him and his evil shitposts. But he didn't realise that a demigod could not beat a real god. The author destroyed Jesus, nuked heaven and as a punishment for their sins, he made the three characters in the story have a huge gangbang.

The End

I feel like I missed something in this story. Oh well. Anyway, fuck furries, we should destroy them all. Hope you enjoyed this story. You're probably just confused, but don't let that have a negative influence on your life. Ya cutie