This is indeed an AU of some sort.

Full of wonders and-blech- nevermind.

Just a story about a blonde girl, of course XD, and a pink haired idiot, who else ;3

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail in any way, if so, oh the things I would do to it. *thinks evilly*

But woe is me...I don't own the franchise. ;-;

ANYWAYS... Enjoy.


Chapter 1: Psh, Girls Can Play Games

"Ding Ding"

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Normal POV

Lucy just so happened to waltz her way into a game store, this in turn making every guy in the room gawk at her. She wished they would stop raping her with their eyes. Perverts.

The blonde just sighed at them and grabbed a game from the nearest stand, which was full of bloody and violent games just for her convenience. This game she chose was very, very, "popular."

In fact, there was only about 3 left.

Lucy was indeed a lucky girl.

Literally, what in God's name made her get it; what could she say, slaying zombies was enjoyable.

Automatically, she slammed the case on the counter to purchase it, making several people around her flinch from her "aggressiveness."

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What her eyes saw next made her heart stop, what she saw was a 'sex god,' no worse, a teen, with- pause for dramatic effect- Pink. Freaking. Hair… What. The. Flipping. Hell?

He just grinned at her and scanned the game, "What's a girl like you doing here, and buying a badass game at that?"

She snorted, "What's a boy like you doing asking a customer retarded questions?"

This made him smirk, "Feisty. I like that." He winked at her and she almost gagged- almost.

Unwillingly, she handed him the money, their hands slightly brushing during the exchange. Lucy swore she felt something electric run up her spine, but of course, she dismissed that feeling.

She asked, "Just give me the damn game." –okay scratch that- she demanded.

So he did.

He handed her the game with one hand, while getting the receipt with the other. But before giving it to her, he decided to just do what he wanted to do and write on her receipt. The nerve of that guy. Lucy looked disgusted and made a mental note to burn the piece of paper, that is, if she kept it.

The blonde girl then snatched the paper from him and those dreaded 9- no 10 numbers printed on the damned thing made her teeth grind.

"What kind of a pervert are you?" She scowled, but answered herself in several ways, "One that rapes on sight, or are you the type that would stalk me when I'm alone, ready to pounce? Better yet, you'd probably snatch me up as you watch me in my sleep."

The pink-haired fool (as Lucy liked to describe him) just laughed, "Oi, you're funny Blondie."

The girl practically flipped a table over his snickering.

Instead she slowly, and with a burning passion, ripped the paper in half, then she swiftly threw it at his face.

But of course, he caught it and smirked at her.

Lucy's fists clenched, "Tch. Keep the receipt. Jackass."

Then she spun on her heel and marched her beautiful self out of that Godforsaken animal barn.

She couldn't believe an idiot- yet hot one at that- had tried giving her his digits to maybe…fondle her or something.

The thought of it all made her shiver, but also made her kind of like the idea- WHAT?! No, Lucy, STAY STRONG.

Psh, well this girl was no fool. She was a piece of hotness on heels, ready to 'Lucy Kick' any jerk who hit on her. This pink-haired playboy was lucky. The blonde just so happened to have a job to go to…

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Honestly.

I love you. And if that made you feel awkward then feel better now knowing that I'm totally kidding...

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But hey!

What can I say, school sucks.

Bye!

~ZeldaFan64