A figure sat in a big dark room. The only light in there came from a small computer screen.

*POP*

A sound came from the computer.

The figure looked up.

"About a fu*** time!" Said a blond haired girl, slightly irritated

*Miadelh has logged in*

The blonde one began to type furiously, nearly breaking the keyboard.

Siideru says:

WHERE THE FU*** WERE YOU, I´ve got school tomorrow!

Miadelh says:
I´m sorry! But it was your own fucking fault! You should have called me yesterday!

The brown haired girl stared irritated at the computer screen. She sat in a similar room, except for large piles of clothes that covered the floor in the corners.

The smell of old clothes was overwhelming.

Miadelh says:
My parents took me on this stupid, endless mountain trip! I thought I was going to die!

So what did you want to tell me?

Siideru snorted and some drops flew on the screen. Ignoring it she began once more to torture the keyboard.

Siideru says:

Not exactly tell, just want some information about WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE YOUR ASS DOWN HERE! It´s been a year since you told me you were going to transfer to my school, and now it´s been a WHOLE MONTH since my school started! So when exactly are you coming- and oh, you mentioned something about another boy, your friend, coming to!

Miadelh says:
Of course! How could I have forgotten to tell you!

The girl burst into laughter, and then she wrote three tiny and unimpressive letters.

Miadelh says:
lol

She took a deep breath and sighed heavily.

Miadelh says:
Have you already forgotten how to write? I can barely even read the sh** that you send me.

Oh, yeah and that boy? He´s become one of my best friends ... he´s kinda like you when I think about it ... blonde hair, blue eyes, insanely hot body ... except for the last part of course!

And the best part - we will be arriving sometime next week!

"Hn!" echoed through the apartment, and a huge grin began to deform the young girls face, and should someone see her they would never EVER guessed that she was the same 16 year old girl that sat there before the computer as before.

Siideru says:

Well, your reactions when you saw me naked didn´t imply THAT! *grrr raaawr* But, are you talking about "that" same infamous guy? I sure look forward to meet him, but I´m also looking forward to introduce you to MY friend! He isn´t exactly talkative to strangers, but that only makes him MORE SEXEEEH! But we are just friends because we value each others company :)

Miadelh says:
How the f*ck can you be ´JUST´ friends? Everytime you come near a sexy boy you start acting like a Japanese schoolgirl, all "Ano ... Eto! - g-g-g-G-GOMENASAI!" How did you manage to get a friend like him? I also heard that he´s super rich! So maybe you only hang around him just to be one of the cool kids, yes? Okay, okay, maybe he´s not that bad, it´s going to be interesting to meet him!

Oh! I got an idea!

We should make them meet when we meet again so my friend will get to know some people!

Siidery says:

Well good luck with that! It isn´t easy getting to know him, or for that matter to become his friend! Took me MANY YEARS to get to the point where we are now, and yeees JUST FRIENDS though I wouldn´t mind that nice hot body on top of me but I prefer to be friends for I am loyal to MY KANAME-SENPAI!

She paused for a while before she began to type again

Siideru says:

...the point his, he is hard to get close to, probably because of what happened to his family...

She sighed as she looked at the time. 2:30 am

Siideru says:

BUT yeah! AWESOME,NEXT WEEK! Look forward to it :D :D :D And now I need to go to sleep, for I have a date with my English HOT SMEXEH teacher at 8:10! BUH-BYE!

Miadelh says:
Oh, you pervert, you never change. But I certainly don´t hope you do! But my friend, he probably has it very ease to make new friends because he´s very outgoing. Although he hasn´t made a lot of friends here ... But I believe in the power of friendship! (and the heart of the cards)

Well, I have to get busy with my boyfriend, see you next week!

*Siideru-senpai logged off*
*Miadelh logged off*

CHAPTER 1

It was Sunday afternoon. In the sky some dark clouds gathered together, threatening the little humans under them with a heavy raining and that worried the blonde girl inside of her apartment. She began to flick her sandwich phone again and again, watching the time and her inbox as she sat by her kitchen´s window, looking out at her driveway.

Her phone buzzed

She opened the message

20/02/11 17:35

Sasu-chan:

So why can´t you go to practice?

20/02/11 17:36

Siideru-SENPAI!:

I told you already! My friend is moving in with me,so I have to help her!

20/02/11 17:39

Sasu-chan:

Hn, rather lame excuse to skip this extra practice!

Sigh, he even types "HN!", BUT WERE THE HELL IS MIADELH!

Siidreu looked at the horizon and saw a small figure drawing nearer. It sounded like an elephant with asthma.

"SIIDERU!"- echoed trough the town.

"What in Merlin´s beard IS GOING ON!" Siideru said as she rushed outside to check were these sounds were coming from.

"MAN WHAT IS THAT!" Furrowing her eyebrows and wrinkling her nose she squinted forward to try to see what that thing was that was charging (though incredibly slow) at her

The figure was now almost taking shape, and while Siideru looked with a furious face at a fly that had buried itself in her ear for one second, she lost sight of the charging figure that came flying towards her and slammed her into the ground.

As she pushed the figure off of her, all of her bones in a mashed jumble, she recognized it immediately.

"MIADELH!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. What came afterwards was the craziest laughter you ever heard. Imagine two little sweet girls, making sounds you have never heard come from a human being, while making faces that would scare the crap out of mass murderers.

When all the water supply had been drained from their eyes and mouths,they slowly began to catch their breath again.

"AW SHEEEET, my stomach. I think I have a 8-pack now...thanks for the welcome!" Siideru grunted while she held both of her hands around her stomach and squeezed her eyes shut. While Miadelh lied next to her wheezing her lungs out with a huge smirk on her face, that reminded Siideru of, if it could, a frog that had done something bad and was VERY PROUD OF IT!

Siideru got on her feet and dusted herself

"Not to ruin this special moment, but my neighbour Kiba walks his dog here every day and..you know lets him do his STUFF, and probably other shitty things, like piss and germs,that you wouldn´t normally want to be lying on.."

With this comment Miadelh nearly shot her eyes out and thrusted her hands up in the air for something to pull her up, and of course Siideru grabbed her hands and pulled her up but let go in the middle of it and Miadelh slammed to the ground again

"So shit face!" Siideru stood in all her glory with Miadelh´s face between her legs and her hair flapping smoothly in the wind

"Welcome home! But where is your friend, I thought he would be with you, because you said his house would be nearly next to ours?"

"Oh, yeah" Miadelh said, recovering from the brain damage of the fall.

"He said he was going to live there!"

She pointed to a gray, tall, Gothic building at the end of the street with a horrible garden where a thousand cats lived and hided among the gargoyles. An eternal raincloud hovered over it and the gate was swaying and making creepy sounds, even if there was no wind.

"WHAT?" Siideru shouted

"Nooo, not that one! The one next to it!

Siideru sighed of relief. She hoped she would never have to go into the gray building.

"He´s going to stop by sometime this evening, but he will move in tomorrow." Miadelh said and smiled as her brain turned again to full function.

"So I say we hurry unpacking my stuff, eat the mountain of candy I brought with me, and then go meet with him."

Siideru looked around confused.

"I don´t see your stuff anywhere ..."

Then she saw Miadelh´s younger sister running towards them with a million bags on her back.

"I´m gonna kill you for this!" she said faintly.

"Why didn´t you wait for me!"

"I became to hyper when I saw Siideru!" Miadelh said.

When they had unpacked all the stuff Miadelh patted her sister on the head and gave her some money and said "Don´t spend it on candy!" but her sister had already ran twenty meters to the direction of the candy shop.

Then they ate all the candy, and their hands and faces became so sticky that they got covered in dust and hair and yucky things.

Both sighing with a satisfaction Siideru grunted and began to wheeze trying to look over her HUGE BELLY!

"I´ve got to hand it to you, you had me there with the house, can´t believe that the school offers their students such creepy old house...And don´t tell me you walked ALL THE WAY! I mean it takes me 6 hours by train to go to you-"

Miadelh gave Siideru her famous snob face the "It-shocks-me-to-know-that-you-can-be-THIS-stupid"

"-WELL EXCUSE MEE! Anyways...it´s rather late, don´t think we have time to meet your friend" Siideru said and pouted

"Don´t worry, you will see him tomorrow when we are introduced to the class, he will make a BIG introduction if I know him right" giggled Miadelh

"Oh yeah?" Siideru looked puzzled and then smirked "Big enough to impress me AND MY friend? You know, if he doesn´t impress us both, us the coolest and best AND HANDSOMEST AND AWESOMENESS-" Siideru was interrupted with an annoyed Miadelh.

"Stop speaking so loudly, I'm getting a headache!" Miadelh grumbled.

Let´s go to sleep.

The tired girls went to sleep in a huge Japanese styled room with beds that consisted almost only of two ugly pillows on the floor. Against all that people might believe, the beds were extremely uncomfortable.

After laying awake for 3 hours, and dark circles begun to pull their eye sockets down the cheeks, a thunder roared.

Suddenly a lightning lighted up the window, and a creepy silhouette of a man could be seen.

They heard a shout that sounded like "Bellaaa-" and they tugged their blankets over their heads because they were scared, and after two more hours they finally fell asleep.

Somehow they woke up really fresh and happier than a Teletubby the next morning. When they finally went to school after eating a huge meal they barely made it before the teacher read their names. To their surprise they found out that nobody was in the classroom except for the teacher, and he had started reading before anyone even entered the room.

"Whew! That was a close one!" whispered Siideru.

The teacher looked at them with a frown and huge glasses that shone like the eyes of an evil robot.

The only thing they could hear was the loud ticking of the clock and the sweat of fear running down their necks.

After fifteen minutes the teacher shouted: "WHERE IS EVERYONE? IF YOU KNOW WHERE THEY ARE, GO GET THEM!"

Miadelh stood up and ran to the door.

But in the doorway she met a blue pair of eyes and she smashed into something.

"Ouch!"

"Naruto! Where were you? Where is everybody!"

"What to you mean where was I! I got a text from the principle to meet her now, and that this period was canceled for the day...didn´t you get it?" Asked a tanned boy with big blue eyes that sought answers. As he looked behind his friend his spiky blonde hair swiftly undulated. "OI! YOU MUST BE SIIDERU! I´M NARUTO UZUMAKI!" said the blond boy and flashed her a big grin

´Wow I really like this guy, Miadelh didn´t lie when she told me he was hot, O GAWD HE´S SO CUTE and those whiskers!´ Siideru thought and almost squeed.

"Nice meeting-" a loud groan interrupted her

"THAT´S ALL SIIDERU!" said the teacher loudly, clearly annoyed. "And here I am letting you show up early to school ON A MONDAY though you didn´t have to- and this is your reaction!" The teacher stomped out, pushing the two in the doorway in to the classroom, and storming out

The two looked puzzled at her

"Hmm, must have been because I ´accidentally´ shook his wig off...OH WELL!" With that the other two burst into laughter, and then Naruto choked out "Miadelh I can see why she is your best friend, girl friend that is!"

"I´m thrilled to hear that, Naruto-kun and I would LOVE to talk more but correct me if I´m wrong, aren´t you supposed to see the principal? I wouldn´t delay her..she is scary!" shivered Siideru, when she opened her eyes to look at them, all she saw was a poof of smoke in the shape of the two of them.

"Well I´ll just go hang out with Sakura-chan meanwhile in the library" She said to herself as she walked down the stairs to the first floor of KONOHA HIGH SCHOOL