first DaveJade oh man I hope i did good. The chapters are gonna be shorter than my usual ones so they're easier to read and write alike. SO pretty much chapter one is "Hey! Jade's going to move out to the city to go to college with everone and Dave is invited to a big party hosted by said college!" it will be pretty fun, oh and this is called "the first" because Dave nor Jade have ever for real loved anyooooone :3

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CHAPTER ONE

Your name is Jade Harley and you have always been dreaming of this day.

You have all of your bags packed full of your favorite clothes and moving items, you have all your money saved up and ready to go. This is the day you move to the mainland and enroll in Sburbia University.

You've never been to a real school before, besides two years ago when you visited your half brother, John Egbert, for a month. You were a Freshman and it was terrifying, but at least no one else in your grade had been to high school prior. But of course they had been in regular school...but that's not the point!

You were beaming with happiness and felt like you'd explode with excitement the entire plane ride over. You were sad to leave Bec and your grandpa behind, but your whole life you had been alone on that island and you're life was now beginning!

You rested your cheek in the palm of your hand and gazed down at the clouds. This was going to be the best time of your life, you just knew it.

Your name is Dave Strider and you were kind of skeptical about what your best bro just told you.

"John? Whadya mean you're homeschooled, island gal, sister is moving to the big city for the first time in her life. I'm not an expert but I do believe that would not end well." You raised an eyebrow at the dark haired dork.

He snickered, "Don't worry, that's why she's coming to this city, so we can help her out and stuff."

You folded your arms across your chest. "You mean you and Rose, I will have no part in babysitting another Egbert."

He playfully punches your shoulder and pretends to take offense, "Hey, you don't babysit me. Besides, technically she's a Harley."

"Whateves." You roll your eyes, temporarily forgetting he wouldn't see you do it anyway. "Either way I'll probably not see much of you guys for a while."

"Oh yeah that's right, you're going out to see Dirk in Texas, I forgot about that! We're gonna miss you, Dave." He smiled and patted my shoulder.

"Yeah well it won't be much of a party for me either." You scowl at the thought of seeing you're older sibling, you're family had never been one for...how would you put it... not kicking each others asses 24/7.

John's eyes lit up and he waved his hands around in sudden excitement, "Oh! That reminds me!" He reached down and pulled out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket. "Rose gave me this, you need to come! Everyone that goes to Sburbia will be there!"

He shoved the pathetic crumples paper into your hands, "But I don't go to Sburbia..."

"No matter, just be there! I gotta run, meeting up with Vriska for a movie, bye!" He turned and ran off, waving his hand wildly in the air.

You unrolled the paper, it was a flyer for a big kick off party or something. It looked like it really was going to be huge, hey well that's cool. Maybe you'll see some hot chick that digs the Strider.

It's still astounds you that John managed to pick up such a badass girl like Vriska Serket, she was more your type afterall. Long, full blonde hair partially dyed dark blue and pulled to the side, stunning blue eyes, band merch clothes, and she was completely hot, with a sharp side of dangerous.

It also shocked you how she liked the shitty movies John still adores for some reason. He's such a dork yet now an adult...we all were now. It was so strange. Just last year we'd all goof off in the halls of our high school. But now...

Everyone's running off to college, leaving you behind. It sat heavy on your mind, it was unsettling. But you didn't know what you wanted to do, your Bro was loaded. He was a famous internet porn star, your house was huge, you got all the ladies you wanted.

You had no idea where to go with your life.

But that wasn't too much of a problem, you could always just follow in Bro's footsteps. At least until you're life took on some direction or something. Well in a month you could get back and maybe you'll have figured something out by then.

In the meantime, you need to get packing and hope you don't come back with many injuries.

Afterall, you're currently single and ready to mingle. You laugh at yourself and head home.