Hey guys! Just so you know, my laptop broke and is being repaired… Anyways, I read the latest fairy tail chapter and I knew people would make a nail story out of it so why not I do something? Spoilers ahead. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: If I owned Fairy Tail… Nalu would've been canon the moment I saw them.
Chapter 1: What now?
Natsu groaned as he began to try and shank the locks from his wrists. If only he could use magic he could break out of here and find his scarf. After that, find Erza and Mirajane and then beat the hell out of the Tartarous members.
"Natsu?" Lisanna called out.
"Yea?"
"It might be a while since we go out so…" Lisanna wasn't facing him, rather her back was since they were both naked and locked up in a cell. "Why not play a game?"
"Game?"
"At this time? We have to hurry and get out so we can beat the living crap out of Tartarous." Lisanna sighed at this. He is still rambunctious as always. Natsu groaned. "All right, what game?"
"Simple, it's called truth or dare. So tell me Natsu, truth or dare." Almost immediately Natsu answered dare. "Now tell me Natsu, what is the hair color of the person you like!" Natsu was silent for a while until he spoke. "Blue…" Lisanna felt the urge to slap her forehead but couldn't because of the chains. "I mean romantically. Not team-mate wise like Happy."
"W-What!? Why are you asking me this question right now! Enough of this stupid game, we have to get out of here." Even though Lisanna couldn't see his face, she was sure he was embarrassed. "It's just a hair color Natsu… You're not chicken are you now?" As if Lisanna had said the magic words Natsu quietly muttered a word.
"….."
"What was that Natsu did you say something?"
"I said ….."
"Come again?"
"IT'S BLONDE FOR GOD'S SAKE." Natsu practically yelled it out loud. All that was left was silence,
"So….It's Lucy?"
"Wha! I said her hair color is blonde, I didn't say her name!"
"So Laxus? Sting?"
"I am NOT GAY!"
"So Lucy?" Natsu groaned in frustration.
"What makes you think it's Lucy?"
"She's the only blonde in the guild besides Laxus and you said her so it's definitely not Laxus or Sting." Silence.
"Let's just hurry up and get out of here OK?"
"Hai hai! (Yea yea) Loverboy"
Natsu groaned. Lisanna will never let it go. Worst of all, she might tell Lucy.
"Just don't tell her. I'll tell her myself after we win this war."
"Um Natsu… I don't think I can tell her at this point." Lisanna stated which made Natsu realize the bigger problem.
Oh yea, were at their headquarters…
That's it. I have nothing against nail and I think it's a cute ship but if I do end up shipping it, it will be in hell. So yea. Sorry for this short one-shot. I typed it up fast on my brother's laptop. Short but I kind of hoped you enjoy it.