Hi guys I wrote this on a sugar high while I was bored. I'm sorry for not updating my other stories! I keep on getting distacted by plotbunnies. Evil bunnies.

So well anywho there is minor twilight bashing and slight mentions if Percy Jackson in this chapter and yes I know the characters are OOC I did it on purpose. This chapter takes place in the second book where Vikas just told Vlad about the Pravus prophecy.

"I'm not the Pravus," Vlad shook his head, "Sure there might be someone in the future-"

Suddenly there was a flash of light and a girl appeared, frowning at Vlad in disapproval, "Well why wouldn't you want to be the Pravus? Don't be such a pessimist!"

My POV

Vlad looked at me in shock, "Who- who are you and how did you get here?" he demanded.

"I'm a fanfiction writer and I'm Pandas with bazookas," I smile, "and as for how I got here you can thank fanfiction."

Vlad shot me a confused look, "What's fanfiction?"

Five minutes of explaining fanfiction later…

Vlad looked at me in horror, "I'm gonna have nightmares for the rest of my life," he muttered.

"I'm not even halfway through!" I protest, "I didn't even start to explain about Mary-Sues!"

Vikas, finally opened his mouth to speak, "Ew it's a human,"

I scowl, "Actually I'm a demigod and ew it's your face."

"Wow that's original," Vikas says sarcastically.

"Wow sarcasm, that's original," I retort, and using my powers of fanfiction I transform Vikas into a fluffy bunny in a tutu.
Vlad looks even more freaked now, and after laughing like a maniac for about five minutes I remember why I'm here, so I walk up to Vlad a slap him.

"What was that for?" he asks, "Are you bi-polar or something?"

"Or something," I answer, "Now shut up and listen because even if they say the Pravus is invincibe its gonna be pretty hard to be invincible if my army of pandas with bazookas attack you and disinergrate you into ashes."

"Wait, pandas with bazookas? That doesn't even make sense," Vlad frowns.

"Shut up and listen because enchiladas hate you!" I scream.

"What?"

Taking a deep breath I focus back onto my topics.

"Vlad were you dropped on your head when you were born? How can you not want to be the Pravus?" I ask.

"But-but, I don't want to be evil," Vlad complains.

"Vlad you don't have to be evil," I tell him, "You could just be the un-evil supreme ruler of the world. I mean I thought you were cool until you said you didn't want to be the Pravus, refusing to be the Pravus is the same as refusing to be the supreme dictator of the world and that's stupid. I mean you could ban school and homework, make all your enemies your slave, and stop Eddie from stalking you and prove to the world vampires don't sparkle," I say excitedly, "You can do whatever you want as supreme ruler of the world."

Vlad nods his head "Well if you put it that way…"

Five minutes later…

Vlad is sitting on a throne of skulls and yelling at random people to do what he says, all his enemies are locked up in a dungeon and I am now currently moping in the corner because Vlad stole my dream job, while I plan on ways to overthrow Vlad and become supreme ruler of the world.

Otis Otis looks at Vlad in shock, "Vlad, I thought you didn't want to be evil!"

"True, but then I met this fanfiction writer and-"

"You know about fanfiction?" Otis asks in surprise.

"Yeah, I'm still about confused but-"

"Oh well you see fanfiction is-"

"Nooo!" Vlad screamed runnning away, "No more fanfiction nightmares!"

Okay, maybe I should've planned this out a little bit better...

And that is why I should not persuade Vlad that being supreme ruler of the world is good.

Vlad:you made me so evil...

Me:haha yeah I know

So review and if you have any suggestions for any other stuff I should do feel free to tell me! P.S Enchiladas!