A/N:
Disclaimer: The original song 'Wheels on the Bus' and Don Flack belong to their respective owners. This, however, is my own made-up-on-the-spot version.
Background: I was bouncing and singing to my 5 month old baby girl to keep her entertained while I was making coffee and these lyrics sorta came out all on their own. I think I was as entertained by them as much as my baby, so I thought I'd share :D

I hope everyone had good holidays, and I'll be getting back to updating and writing properly very shortly (I worked mad hours this last month...)


The Wheels on the Bus: The Don Flack version

The wheels on the bus go round and round,
Round and round,
Round and round,
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
All through the town.

The perp on the bus says, "Gimme your wallets,
Gimme your wallets,
Gimme your wallets!"
The perp on the bus says, "Gimme your wallets!"
All through the town.

The cop on the bus says, "Stop right there!
Stop right there!
Stop right there!"
The cop on the bus says, "Stop right there!"
All through the town.

The perp on the bus says, "No I won't!
No I won't!
No I won't!"
The perp on the bus says, "No I won't!"
All through the town.

The cop on the bus kicks the perp right out,
Kicks him out,
Kicks him out,
The cop on the bus kicks the perp right out,
All through the town.

The perp on the bus goes rolling down the sidewalk,
Rolling down the sidewalk,
Rolling down the sidewalk,
The perp on the bus goes rolling down the sidewalk,
All through the town.

The people on the bus say, "Thank you, Flack!
Thank you, Flack!
Thank you, Flack!"
The people on the bus say, "Thank you, Flack!"
All through the town.

And the wheels on the bus go round and round,
Round and round,
Round and round,
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
All through the town.