My first story. So... You can review it if you want.

Prologue

A girl of fourteen walked past the streets of the bustling Sanctum. She was pretty, having long brown hair and sparkling gray eyes. She was also part Elyos, part Asmodian.
However, guys seemed to like her. There might be a reason behind this.
You see, the girl's name was Mary Sue. (Name of the Year)
Even the gods themselves had a crush on her.
It is speculated that one day got drunk, and chose the person with the most overused character trope fanfics have ever seen to be their chosen one.
That person was Mary Sue.


Mary Sue barged in the house, nearly scaring her mother to death, Her younger brothers were not startled and ran up to her.
"Mom wants to kick you out of the house," the eldest of the brothers told her.
"Why me, a normal girl?" Mary Sue asked.
"Those boys," the youngest brother said. "They keep on trespassing on our property just to see you."
"Damn it."
"You have one minute to pack," her mother said.
"One minute?" Mary Sue was in shock.
"The sooner you leave, the sooner we can get rid of those boys. Now, hurry, your minute's running up!"
Mary Sue could only get a few things. Her bow, a quiver of arrows, a cloak, and a paper with the lyrics to "Forgotten Sorrow" on it.
Then her family kicked her out.
And everything went from there.

Yeah, not very good for a prologue. But, don't worry! This is a parody of those Mary Sue fics like "My Immortal", where the plot come out of nowhere. So that means this is most likely a trollfic, written by me, a troll.
However, sorry for the lack of comedy in the prologue. Future chapters will have comedy and more Mary Sue tropes.