Now let me get this straight right off the bat: all the things said in this story are completely true. I know that no one will believe it, but I feel it needs to be said.

I never was a bad kid. I always ate my vegetables and was a good student in school. Sure, I had a slight My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic addiction. I always found the show fascinating. The dynamic characters, morals in every episode no matter how obvious. I had a love for video games ever since I could hold a N64 paddle. But you didn't come to hear about me.

Since I have a love for gaming, I felt the need to get a better gaming laptop than the one I previously owned. I saved up Christmas and Birthday money for a couple of years and eventually had enough to get one. I went to Wal-Mart later that day.

I found myself browsing through the cheaper ones at first. I had a fair amount to spend, so I looked farther down the line. I soon stumbled upon a computer that looked deformed. The mousepad was to the right side of the keyboard, and a small keyboard at that. The screen was twice the size of the bottom portion. I quickly looked at the facts.

6 GIG RAM

Fairly good for gaming.

QUAD CORE PROCESSOR

An absolutely amazing feature for hardcore gamers.

HDD GRAPHIC CARD

When I read this, I knew that I needed this laptop. I looked at the price….what? This can't be right? $1200?

I went up to a guy at electronics. "Um, I just want to get a price check on this laptop. It is too good to be true." The man nodded and scanned the bar code. $1200 came up on the screen. "Well, that is the price. You gonna get it?" the cashier said with slight enthusiasm. "Definitely."