Don't Screw the Pooch
E/O Drabble Challenge: word count 100
Challenge word: prickle
Warnings: Spoilers for Season 9 Episode 5
Summary: Being a dog isn't so bad, but it could give rise to some embarrassing situations...
Awkward moment #1. When Dean realises his knees have turned into melted taffy and one of his legs is twitching uncontrollably because Sam's found that spot just there behind his ear, and is absently scratching an itch Dean didn't even know he had.
Awkward moment #2. When Sam realises the short hairs prickling his fingertips as he scratches something furry belong to his brother not Colonel.
Awkward moment #3. When Colonel tells Dean in graphic detail how much fun it is to lick your own gonads, and Dean wishes he'd taken more notice when Lisa tried to teach him yoga.