Hello readers! For those who read Legend of Smash, don't worry, I'm still working on Chapter 14. I just decided to give people something while they're waiting. Something humorous. The answer? This story. I remember just laughing at some of the most insane Sues. Anyway, you can give suggestions of what Sue cliché or trait I should write next by PM ONLY, unless you are ANON, then you can just review.

Disclaimer: The only thing that belongs to me is the Mary Sue and this story. I wish I owned SSBB though.

Two cloaked figures, one of each gender, walked side-by-side to each other, discussing something important.

"…She is part of the prophecy, she is important," the first figure said, their voice obviously male.

"Are you sure about this? You already predicted she would be in about twenty of those prophecies, and some of them involve the smashers, Miles!" the girl's voice was insistent, like she was doing all she could to dissuade her male partner.

However, the guy Miles wouldn't change his mind. "Monica, Blu Starrey Steel Nyte is going to grow up to be the perfect being, she will be greater than any hero in existence."

Monica thought about what he said. "Miles…this isn't right…"

"Why not?"

"She sounds like a Mary-Sue..."

"Name one way how she is."

"Well, first off, her name. Who the heck has Blu Starrey Steel Nyte as a name?"

"Her."

The girl sighed. "Let me rephrase that. Who has that name that is normal?"

Miles was silent. After a while, he finally spoke again. "Well, someone can debate that it's nor-"

"No, no you can't. Also, she can't possibly be better than people like Mario or Link. They are some of the greatest heroes ever! Not to mention there's Samus, Pit, Kirby-"

"I said give me one reason, not a total list!"

But the girl wasn't done. "And think about it! She's predicted to be in more prophecies than the Hero of Time! She's probably going to end up with every single guy! Her past is horrendus! Everyone will adore her, even the villains! BLue will probably be like 'I'll kill everyone evil with my amazing powers that no one else has! And if they do have it, I'm much more proficient at it, even though they've done it more than me!' She's going to be a smasher, and all sane authors will detest her! And you don't call that a Mary-Sue?"

"Hm…" both of the figures stopped walking. They looked at poster of the smashers on the wall, all of them in an anime pose. Especially Wario, who looked the tiniest bit nicer in the pose despite he was eating garlic and farting while posing. At the bottom of the poster said Think you're strong? Then come join the smashers today! Staring at it, Mile realized Monica's point.

"Well then," Miles started to say, "are we screwed?"

The response was casual, as if this situation had happened multiple times before. "Yep. Big time."

Sorry about the shortness and lack of humor, I wanted to set a little bit of exposition. There will be more humor last chapter, don't worry. I am accepting suggestions on what Mary-Sue trait I should write about for the next chapter, remember, only anon reviewers can send them by review, normal authors must PM me. I will most likely NOT accept suggestions by those who don't PM me and are normal authors. This will have the smashers, so get ready. Anyway, thanks for reading!