Ann is one of my favorite OCs, so I HAD to write another~
Yuki belongs to xDemonChickx
SEQUEL TO ANNOYING THE VAMPS!
Annoying the Vamps 2
One
"Ann, Zero's here~" Mom calls over Al's birthday party.
I stop stuffing C4 into the birthday cake. "Oh come on! I don't have any more explosives!"
"What have you been using them for?" she walks in, not suspecting a thing.
"Oh, to get stalkers away from Rakisu~" I rock on my soles.
Rakisu is the WORLD'S GREATEST COUSIN! She's not actually blood relation, seeing she's a Pureblood, but she's the BEST! You see, it all started when my mom started something called 'kindergarten'. Her best friend there followed her through life, proved herself a crack-pot, and she produced one through the 'birds and the bees'! I think Naomi might like her (^^). I see Mom has a package, which she sets on the counter. I skip over and lean on the counter, bouncing. "Oh, this huh?" she sighs. I nod energetically. "For you. It's from some 'Yuki Hishino'."
I raise a brow and rip it up, beaming at the contents. "PLUSHIES AND A MK 47 RIFLE! Ooh~ Manga! I was running short~"
Zero Kiryu enters with a tiny present (probably for fcking Al -_-;). "Hey An-WHAT THE FCK IS SHE DOING WITH ONE OF THOSE?"
"Easy," I beam, ignoring all gun safety rules of 'safe direction' and 'don't point at anything you're not willing to destroy'. That, and 'beware of surroundings'. "Somebody likes me~SO FCK YOU KIRYU!" I stick up the bird.
"Oh dear," Mom sighs.
"I honestly feel deeply sorry for you," Zero shakes his head.
"What are you doing here anyways?" I cross my arms, the rifle 'coincidentally' pointed at the window and at Al's head, finger on trigger (again, another rule broken 'FINGER OFF TRIGGER!').
"Yuki forced me," he sets the present on the counter. "That, and Headmaster wanted to know if you're coming back for the new school year."
"N-" Mom starts.
"YES~~~" I glomp Zero, his face reddening a little (hmmm…). "Are you getting a boner?" I smirk.
"N-NO!" he shoves me off. "J-Jeez!"
"He totally has a boner!" I tell Mom. "His expression says it all~"
"S-SHUT UP!"
Mom walks him to the party. I duck and empty Zero's wallet that I snatched, shoving in 'Barney bucks', 'Life cash', 'Monopoly money', and Operation pieces (that's operation currency~). I sneakily (with my super ninja powers) place the wallet back on the counter while managing to knock over the present and a few priceless glass vases that held relatives ashes. All part of my plan~(Okay, it's not…). People rush in and I immediately point to a Sebastian plushie. "THE BUTLER DID IT! THE SEXY DEMON BUTLER THAT, IF I WAS A BOY, WOULD GIVE ME BONERS DID IT!"
Everyone blinks. Al tugs on Mom's skirt. "Mommy, what's a boner?"
"It's a sexual attra-"I try to be an angelic older sister and explain, but Mom and Zero cover my mouth.
"It's a special present for only boys," Mom laughs nervously.
"Dude, that's sick," I mumble into her hand. I lick Zero's, making him immediately yank it away.
"What the hll?" he wipes his hand on his pants.
"Savoring Mr. Sexy's taste~" I laugh, skipping into my own room to pack. "Ooh! I'm gonna to the Aca~demy! I'm going to the Aca~demy! I'm gonna to the litteral Hll~I'm gonna to see the wonderful Aca~demy, that should be called 'Hot-Ta~mallee Ci~ty~'."
So ladylike~. The floor shakes and I walk placidly downstairs to see traumatized kids about to dig into the cookies and cake. Zero and Mom cross their arms and narrow their eyes at me. "What? T.N.T stands for 'Traumatizing Ninny Toddlers' for a reason."
Moral: T.N.T means 'Traumatizing Ninny Toddlers'
Second Moral: People should follow gun safety before people get hurt
Third Moral: My ninja skills are rusty ='(
REVIEW!
I'll take suggestions for Ann's boyfriend! (or if she goes out of the closet for some odd reason…I don't THINK she's gay…)