Bubba: Hi~! I should really be working on my Wizard of Oz Parody! I'm sorry 'bout that, but since I LOVE Golden Matter, and Mpreg, I had to write this. It's adorable, and flames will be used to light Man Cave, Cut Lawn, and Bacon scented candles. ^.^
Mood Swings
The door opened and someone dark stepped in. Lloyd looked up from his place on the couch to see his lover. Purple eyes gazed into Lloyd's green ones, "Hello Lloyd. Did you miss me?" The Overlord put down the bag he was holding on the table and went and sat next to Lloyd. He put his arm around the Golden ninja's shoulders, pulling Lloyd onto his chest.
"Well, you've been getting bigger…"
Lloyd gave him an annoyed glare, "Are you calling me fat?"
"No, I'm just-"
"You're calling me fat!"
Lloyd shoved the male away, getting irritated. He faced the other way, holding his swollen stomach, "This is all your fault…Why didn't you just let me top you?"
"My fault? It takes a father and a mother to make a baby, Nightlight!"
"Are you calling me a girl!? I am NOT feminine! And stop giving me nicknames!"
The Overlord laughed quietly to himself. Lloyd shoved him even more away, making his lover fall off the couch. The Overlord was laughing harder now. Lloyd yelled at him, "I'm not girly!"
"I…ha-ha…never said you were."
"You're laughing at me!"
"No, I'm not!"
"Yes you are! You think I'm girly!" Lloyd was fuming.
"Don't jump to conclusions all the time! You're acting like a teenage girl!" Realizing his mistake of choice in words, the Overlord tried to shield himself.
"I am NOT a girl! And I don't jump to conclusions!" Lloyd's eyes were starting to turn gold, like they did whenever he used his golden ninja powers. He hadn't used them in months (ever since he discovered he was pregnant due to the fact that being the Golden Ninja had other weird effects on him, and that dark matter could be used for more than turning people evil), and all that power in him was just begging to be used. A ball of light formed and shot at the Overlord. He cried out as it hit him. It burned more than anything. He was a being of pure darkness, and that was a ball of pure light energy. He was surprised it didn't kill his human form.
Smoke came off of him like a smoldering coal, and his grey skin looked a bit darker where the light had seared the exposed flesh. He swore under his breath, "Ow…f*ck that hurt…"
"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry!" He promptly got the wind knocked out of him as the heavily 8-month pregnant ninja glomped him.
"Ugh…Lloyd…I can't…BREATHE…!"
Lloyd loosened his grip, "'m sorry…" The little ninja looked like he was about to cry.
"Hey, it's not your fault. It's just hormones."
"I guess so…"
"Can you get off me? You're really really heavy…"
Lloyd stormed off, "I'm not fat!" He slammed the bedroom door behind him.
"You're getting the couch tonight!"
"Again!?"
Bubba: Hope you enjoyed~!