Oh Thy Holy Mistletoe
This was a Shadow Hearts reference. (geddit?) I wrote this maybe four years ago and never published it for some reason. In fact, I never really do this sort of thing but… Meh. I just happened to come across this. I think you'll know what's happening by the first line anyway. Whatever. Just read this garbage. Come to think of it, why are they in Kuwabara's house anyway? And it's Christmas… But in Japan it's more economic. Oh wait, that's what it is in the US, never mind.
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It was Christmas in Kuwabara's house. Hiei had been dragged over by Yusuke to join in the celebration. Hiei simply hid in the emo dark corner of emoness through most of the day. Hell, everyone started to expect him to say, "Bah humbug" while he was at it. (Yusuke was going to photoshop a picture of that and upload it to his myspace probably.)
Hiei knew something wrong with Botan pointed at him and started giggling. Then Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara, Kurama, Botan and Shizuru, and Yukina all joined in the other corner like they were plotting to take over the world.
Ten minutes later, Shizuru got up to go outside but before she did she kissed Hiei on the cheek. The demon death glared her but she didn't acknowledge it. Meh, it's a one time thing.
Five minutes later, Yukina got a present form under the tree and after she got it, she also kissed Hiei on the cheek. She walked away as if nothing happened. That was some twisted sign of affection. She doesn't know any better.
Fifteen minutes later, Yusuke stumbled over to Hiei, burst out laughing and kissed him. He stared at the demon for a moment.
"Oh god, I gotta puke now…" the Spirit Detective ran to the nearest trashcan like a perfect gentleman.
Okay maybe he thought it was funny. Now he sees what happens.
Twenty minutes later, Keiko walked up to him to say hi and with that being said, she smooched him on the cheek. Urameshi needs to know what kind of girl he's after. Hiei's eye twitched with irritation.
Botan skipped over half an hour later and kissed him without leaving any anticipation hang between them. Hiei's only response at that point was throwing an ornament from the tree at her.
Then Kuwabara walked over ten minutes later, grabbed Hiei by the shoulders, but before he did anything to Hiei, he screamed, "I just can't do it!" He ran into the kitchen and went into a fetal position, sucking his thumb. Immediately Yukina rushed to comfort him. Kuwabara was really losing points right now.
Not long afterwards, Kurama walked to Hiei just to have some light conversation. Probably about oil in Norway or something. An hour later, just when Hiei thought it was safe, Kurama kissed him. (And he felt disgusting.)
At that point Hiei lost it. "What is wrong with you people?"
Kurama chuckled and simply pointed to the plant dangling above their heads. "It's a mistletoe. And you just found out what happens to people who sit under them."
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The last line should be the first line. (Not really.) This wasn't supposed to be a slash or anything. I know this is stupid. I don't particularly like it but someone out there might. So I'm conflicted. My writing's much better than this. About three hours passed. So… Yeah.
I didn't change much from what was on paper.