Yeah.. this is my first fic. I hope there aren't many mistakes (my language is not English). Summary sucks, and I'm not sure if the title is spelled right.
Oh, and this is settled before Sasuke left the village, and after Tsunade becomes the Hokage.
And of course, I don't own Naruto or it's characters.
"I really messed things up big time, didn't I?" Tsunade asked looking at the children in her office.
Shizune nodded, still with an incredulous look on her face.
Tsunade sighed as loud as she could.
------ Few hours earlier ------
"This is sooo boring!" Tsunade whined looking at the stack of paper work on her desk. "Hm… Shizune went on a mission, and she won't be back for a couple of hours…" Her face changed from a bored one to a smirking one "So maybe I can go grab some sake and head to the laboratories to see if I can find something to entrain me with". And with an evil smirk on her face she headed out of her office, trying to find the nearest place that sold sake.
After drinking enough, she headed to laboratories to try finding something to do. She saw the several glass bottles on the table, with colorful liquids inside and started searching.
After disorganizing the whole table she was holding a bottle with a transparent liquid and no label. "What can this be?" And already having drank as much as she had, she got an idea. "Maybe I can ask my cute little gennin to taste it for me. Hehehe"
After sending someone to gather the gennin, Tsunade was looking at 10 confused faces when she finally spoke "I need you to try that", pointing at the table that had 12 glasses filled with what seemed water.
Each of the gennin grabbed a glass and then Naruto asked "What's this?"
"It's a new drink that Shizune created, and I want your opinion on it's flavor and taste" 'And what it does' she thought,
"It's really safe?" Tenten asked with a suspicious look when Sasuke said "I'm not drinking it"
"What? Are you scared" Naruto said in a challenging tone.
"WHAT!? Of course not, but you don't drink something you don't know what it is. That's common sense, your idiot!"
"Well it can't be dangerous, not if it was the Hokage who gave it to us, right?" Lee said in an optimistic manner.
"Yeah, and Choji already drank his, and he's still breathing" Shikamaru said while taking a sip from his glass. All heads turned to Choji for a second, before each of one of them started drinking the respective content of their glasses.
"So, how is it?" Tsunade said smiling and making sweet voice, that was noticeably false.
"It's ok, I guess. But it's making me feel funny" Naruto answered.
"Yeah, I feel kind of funny too, like I'm going to shrink or something" Ino added.
"M-me too" Hinata said before collapsing on the floor followed by the rest of the others.
"Oh dear…" Tsunade said looking at her gennin, with a worried expression on her face.
------ Present Time ------
"Tsunade-sama, this is what happens when you're drunk and playing with the bottles of the Laboratory. You should have just stayed in here and do your paperwork like I told you to!"
"Yeah, I know, and I feel bad already, so there is no need to make it worse." Tsunade said rubbing her temples.
"It could have been worse. What if the was poison?" she shook her head. "What are you going to do now?" Shizune asked.
" First I need you to get the rest of the liquid to the laboratory so they can study it and fine an antidote, second I need to get someone to babysit them, because I can't focus on my paperwork" she pointed at the stack of papers on the top of her desk "with them making all this noise" she pointed at the once gennins.
"Of course Tsunade-sama, but can you tell me who will take care of TEN babies? Especially since then don't seem to be able to be quiet for more than 5 seconds straight!" she inquiered while trying to get a blonde baby out of the desk.
" Well, Iruka is at the academy… What would more ten children be to him?" She answered while moving the sleeping baby on the chair to her lap, so she could sit down.
" Tsunade-sama, Iruka-san has already is hands full with the students at the academy, and may I remind you that we aren't dealing with ten children at academy age, but ten BABIES that need to be watched full time!" She said getting two babies away from the window.
"Ok, ok. But I can't obviously put Chunnin or Jounnin to take care of them, they have important missions on their hands, and all the families are currently occupied with missions too, and they can't take care of them, so …"
"So?"
"I need you to call the two gennin, hat luckily didn't appear to try your new "drink" "
"Yes Tsunade-sama!" Shizune said walking to the village 'What did she meant with my new drink?' She shrugged and accelerated the pace to find the poor souls that needed to deal with this "Important" mission.
While watching her office being trashed by a group of ten babies, with apparently not more than 3 or 4 years of age, the fifth hokage sighed "I need a drink."
