Hope you like this! I'm quiet sure that this is the only Haunted Grounds story that's meant to be funny so hear goes. Review and tell me if you think it's good or if it's the worst thing you've ever read. Just to tell you that I don't own Haunted grounds but Helen and Emma, there all mine. I created them, stupidity and all! Enjoy and have a Merry Christmas!

Fiona opened her eyes suddenly and gave out a scream. A tall girl then jumped up of the floor from the shock of Fiona's scream and then yelled in panic leading to a second girl to jump up in shock and smack her head on the top of the cage. Fiona then screamed again as the tall girls yelled in her face.

"you two! Stop screaming!" the second girl yelled at them while grasping her ears.

"where are we?" Fiona said looking at her cage.

"who cares? Why am I naked?" the tall girl said looking at the lone bed sheet that was rapped round her.

"why do I have to have a pink bed sheet thing?" the second girl moaned.

"why are you complaining about bed sheets when we're all locked in three cages I what looks like a slaughter house?" Fiona said making them finally realise where they were. "who are you any way?" she asked them.

"I'm Emma," the second teen said rubbing her head from the bang on the top of the cage. "stupid features over there is Helen," she said pointing to her friend.

Helen gave a small wave to Fiona before speaking. "this room is so cool!" she said in amazement.

"yeah, It's sort of looks like the old hillbillies house in Wrong Turn when they have like pieces of bodies all over and there friend was taken there then sliced and diced into small pieces so they could eat them," Emma said happily as Fiona looked at her with a pail face.

"oh yeah! The cannon ball movie," Helen said intrigued.

"cannibals," Emma corrected.

"what a what?" Helen said confused.

"doesn't matter," Emma said looking annoyed.

"did you know that the lock on your cage is open?" Helen said looking at Fiona who looked at her lock in amazement.

"wow! She's right you know," Emma suddenly came out with as Fiona and Helen looked at her with a blank look.

Fiona quickly removed the lock and then opened the cage. "great! Now open mine!" Helen squeaked in excitement.

"how?" Fiona asked looking confused.

"err… I don't know! Maybe we could use some sort of a key?" Helen said in a stupid voice.

"well do you see any keys round!" Fiona shouted.

"Helen! Shut up! She wont let us out the way your going," Emma threatened.

"okay then. Please stop being a twat and get us out of here!" Helen yelled. "thank you," she added.

Fiona ignored her as she looked round for something to knock the lock of with and then found a chopping knife covered with blood. She stepped back in shock for while as Helen and Emma started at her.

"oh come on! Most of you body is blood!" Helen complained.

She slowly picked it up then made her way to Emma's cage and then started to repeatedly smack the lock. It took several attempts, the lock finally smashed.

"Wahoo!" Helen yelled then ran into the door only to smack her had of the metal bars.

"okay. Why did she do that?" Fiona asked looking at Helen as she shook her head from the shock.

"I don't even know this one," Emma said.

"I thought you had opened my door first," she said as Emma and Fiona looked at the wide distance of there cages.

"you cage is at the other side of the room," Emma said.

"yeah, easy mistake to make," Helen said as they both looked at her dumbstruck.

Emma grabbed the chopping knife of Fiona and then walked up to Helen's cage not to sure if she should use it to help her or hurt her. Fiona was walking round the room trying not to touch any blood. She then heard something coming from under the table that sat in the middle of the room. She bent down to have a closer look only to fly back as a dog growled at her and then leaped over her and out of the door.

"AHH!" she screamed.

"what the hell are you screaming about now!" Helen yelled at her, not looking to imprested.

"the dog…!" Fiona started as Emma had finally got Helen free.

"what ever," Helen said getting out of the cage.
Fiona looked on the floor and then saw a dog collar. She picked it up and then read out the name.

"Hewie?" she said looking at it.

"no! my names Helen! Hel-en" Helen said slowly.

"no, I mean the… doesn't matter," Fiona said standing up of the floor. "we should get out of here."