Stranger: ~~~
You: HELLO AWESOME!
Stranger: HEY AWESOME
Stranger: LOL WIT
Stranger: WUT*
You: HOW ARE YOU AWESOMELY DOING TODAY?
Stranger: FUCKING AWESOMELY RETARDED EH WBU?
You: I'M DOING AWESOME!
You: WHERE ARE YOU AWESOMELY FROM?
Stranger: AUSTRALIA
Stranger: WBU?
Stranger: AWESOMELY
Stranger: IDK
You: AUSTRALIA IS AWESOME!
You: ALMOST AS AWESOME AS PRUSSIA!
Stranger: YOU'RE FROM PRUSSIA?
Stranger: THAT'S AWESOME
You: I'M FROM AWESOME PRUSSIA!
You: I'M PRUSSIA ITSELF!
Stranger: O AWESOME
You: HELL YEAH
You: VERY AWESOME, HUH?
Stranger: INDEED
Stranger: SO AWESOME I'M GONNA DIE
Stranger: OMG
You: HELL YEAH
You: BUT DON'T DIE
You: DYING IS NOT AWESOME
Stranger: YOU LIVE FOREVER
Stranger: YOU ARE IMMORTAL LOL
You: UNLESS YOU'RE AWESOMELY DYING
Stranger: LIKE WHAT
You: I'M AWESOMELY IMORTAL, YEA
Stranger: AWESOMELY DYING?
You: AWESOMELY DYING
You: DIE JUST LIKE I DID!
Stranger: HOW COULD YOU AWESOMELY DIE?
You: IT AWESOME!
You: IF YOU'RE AN AWESOME COUNTRY YOU CAN AWESOMELY DIE!
Stranger: O
Stranger: THATS' AWESOME
You: HELL IT IS!
Stranger: CAUSE I'M THE MIZ
Stranger: AND I'M AWESOME
You: SOUNDS AWESOME!
Stranger: YEAH
You: WHAT'S YOUR AWESOME NAME?
Stranger: JESS
You: HELLO AWESOME JESS!
You: THE AWESOME ME HAS MANY NAMES!
Stranger: THAT'S AWESOME
You: BUT YOU MAY CALL ME "THE AWESOME BEILSCHMIDT PRUSSIAN"!
You: OR GILBERT, FOR SHORT
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: GILBERT IS AN AWESOME NAME TBH
You: IT AWESOMELY IS!
Stranger: AWESOME
You: BECAUSE IT'S MY NAME, AND I'M AWESOME, YOU SEE?
Stranger: O
Stranger: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Stranger: AND IT WAS AWESOME
You: EVERYTHING THE AWESOME ME DOES IS AWESOME
Stranger: EXCEPT POOPING THOUGH
You: BUT IT'S AWESOME THAT YOU CAN SEE ME FROM AUSTRALIA, IT MUST MEAN YOUR ALMOST AS AWESOME AS ME!
Stranger: CAUSE THATS NOT AWESOME
Stranger: YEAH
You: POOPING IS NOT AWESOME
You: BUT CLOUDS POOP RAINBOWS! AND THAT'S AWESOME!
You: AND GAY!
Stranger: AWESOME&GAY
Stranger: LOL
You: HELL YEAH
Stranger: AWESOMELY GAY?
You: I'M AWESOMELY STRAIGHT!
You: BUT MY LIL BROTHER IS AWESOME LIKE ME
You: AND HE IS GAY
Stranger: O
Stranger: YOUR BROTHER IS GAY
Stranger: THAT'S AWESOME
You: YEAH HE AWESOMELY IS
You: HE'S AWESOME LITTLE ITALIAN BOYFRIEND IS GAY AS WELL
You: ISN'T THAT AWESOME?
Stranger: YEAH
Stranger: THAT'S SO AWESOME THAT
Stranger: I'M GONNA DIE AWESOMELY
You: YEAH! AWESOMELY DYING IS AWESOME!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: IT IS
You: YEAH
Stranger: ARE YOU HIGH OR..?
You: I'M NOT HIGH
You: I'M JUST AWESOME
Stranger: ME TOO
Stranger: THAT'S AWESOME
You: AWESOME!
Stranger: SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
You: I'M AWESOMELY TALKING TO YOU
Stranger: APART FROM TALKING TO ME, THE AWESOME ONE
Stranger: THAT'S AWESOME
You: MY BROTHER AND HIS AWESOME LIL ITALIAN ARE HERE AS WELL, BUT THEY'RE AWESOMELY WATCHING THE AWESOME TV!
Stranger: WHAT ARE THEY WATCHING? O_o
You: GAY PO- OH NO, THEY'RE NOT.
You: THEY'RE WATCHING THE AWESOME NEWS!
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: THE NEWS ISN'T AWESOME THOUGH
You: YES THEY ARE, IF THEY'RE AWESOME GERMAN NEWS!
Stranger: O
Stranger: THAT'S AWESOME
You: YEAH IT IS!
Stranger: JERSEY
Stranger: SHORE
Stranger: IS
Stranger: AWESOME
You: SOUNDS AWESOME!
Stranger: LOL YEAH
You: WHAT ARE YOU AWESOMELY DOING NOW?
Stranger: THIS IS THE AWESOMEST OMEGLE CONVO EVER TBH.
Stranger: LISTENING TO MUSIC & TALKING TO YOU.
Stranger: WHICH IS AWESOME
You: I AWESOMELY KNOW!
You: IT'S BECAUSE YOU TALKING TO THE AWESOME ME!
You: WICH AWESOME MUSIC ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Stranger: STEEL PANTHER
Stranger: YAY
You: AWESOME!
You: NEVER HEARD ABOUT IT, THOUGH!
Stranger: O
You: IT'S AWESOME ANYWAY
Stranger: THEY'RE AWESOME
Stranger: YEAH
You: I'LL AWESOMELY GOOGLE IT!
Stranger: AWESOME
You: THEY LOOK AWESOME!
Stranger: THEY ARE AWESOME
You: ARE THEY AWESOMELY BRITISH?
Stranger: THEY'RE AMERICAN.. I THINK.
You: I GUESS THEY ARE AWESOMELY BRITISH
You: CUZ I SAW THIS AWESOME IMAGE
Stranger: LOL
You: WITH THE BRITISH FLAG BEHIND THEM!
You: IT'S AWESOME!
Tecnical error. Internal error.
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"WHAT? THAT'S NOT AWESOME! I WAS TALKING TO AN AWESOME GIRL! STUPID NOT AWESOME LAPTOP!"
"Bruder, the hell are you doing there?"
"Ve~"