AN~ Ta-daaaaa! Another fanfic done by yours truly! I hope you all enjoy it. And if any of you are thinking that I made Goku too stupid, remember we're talking about the man who thought marriage was food. Also this is set in the three years before the arrival of cell and the androids.
Gohan's Questions
Gohan fidgeted in his seat across from his father who just stared at him with a blank face. He could feel the sweat dripping down his neck under his fathers intense gaze. "S-s-so, uhm….well do you know? Where babies come from, I mean!" the young half-sayain stuttered.
Frowning for a moment Goku rubbed the back of his head. How should he answer his son's question. It wasn't like he was an expert on child birth and such. He still had trouble understanding Chi-chi when she tried to explain how Gohan had 'happened'. "Well, uh….son…..babies happen when a man and a woman share a special hug. And…uhmm, well then the ladies tummy gets really big. It kinda looks like they're hiding a turkey under their shirt, but they're not." He then looked back at his son who was hanging off his every word, and nodding his head to show he understood. "See, in the mommies tummy there is a baby."
At Gohan's horrified look of terror Goku suddenly amended. "Don't worry! They don't eat the babies!"
Still looking unconvinced Gohan tilted his head to the side. "So how do you get the baby out?"
Goku grinned proudly. He knew the answer to this one, he had been there when Gohan was born. "They poop them out!"
His son's face took on a look of disgust and turned a sickly shade of green. "Are you serious!"
He patted his young child on the head. "Yup, I saw your mom poop you out when you were born."
Just then Chi-chi into the kitchen and smiled at her two favorite men in the world. Gohan took one look at his mother and ran out of the room. Knowing something was wrong Chi-chi turned on her husband. "Just what in the world were you two talking about?"
Goku shrugged "He just wanted to know where babies come from." Chi-chi slapped her hand to her forehead, she just knew Goku had told Gohan something strange. Her husband wasn't exactly what you would call a genius. She left the room to follow her only child, focused on setting the poor by straight.
AN~ There you have it! I am quite certain that the day Gohan learned where babies came from was some kind of 'event' at he Son house. So liked it, loved it, hated it, click on that button down there and tell me! Ta-ta.