Title: Hair
Author: ColridgeFan
Warnings: None
Summery: A little Ficlet. First person POV. His hair is in his partner's eyes and it is driving him crazy. He has to touch it; he has to resist. Can he hold out? Silly Randomness.
Disclaimer: If I owned FAKE the manga would still be continuing, but alas, I do not.
HAIR
Damn. His hair is in his eyes. That is so annoying. I want to brush it away. I want to touch his hair.
No! Be strong. If we don't get this work done for tomorrow, the chief will gut us both. Doesn't that annoy him though? It irritates me to no end. Maybe I should get a hair cut.
Or maybe I should just get the scissors and chop off his bangs. How would he look with no bangs? Urgh, I don't want to think about it. C'mon, brush the hair out of your eyes. Gah, it's just getting worse since he keeps leaning over his work.
I wish he wasn't sitting across from me. Every time I look up there he is, with that hair. I have to get out of here or I'm gonna go for the scissors.
"Hey, if you're getting coffee, take my mug too!"
"Yeah, yeah."
Whew, maybe I can relax for a bit.
"Yo!"
"Oh, hey Drake."
"Heh, I hear the chief gave you guys a butt load of paperwork. Me and J.J. get to take it easy for once. Its kind of nice."
"Don't rub it in. Why don't you two go patrol or something? If you got time to gloat, I bet you have time to take everyone's lunch order. So we'll have two of the specials; bring them back quickly so they're still hot."
"What?"
"Yeah, that's good! Bring me some tacos and I think Marty wants a burger."
"Ted, not you too!"
Let them argue, I have a mountain of paper work to do.
"Here's your coffee."
"Thanks."
Damn. His hair is still in his eyes. Ignore it, ignore it, ignore it. Ahh, I can't take it any longer!
"Ryo, what are you doing? Ack, stop it!"
"Damn it Dee, hold still! I can't take it anymore!"
"Ahh, Jesus, what the hell is with you. Get off."
"Whew, finally. I'm gonna get you a barrette or something. It's driving me crazy."
"God, Ryo, I think you have OCD. That's like the tenth time you've messed with my hair today."
"Oh, leave me alone. You're a cop, you shouldn't have hair that long anyway."
"Why don't you tell that to Jim, he has a ponytail for Christ's sake."
"Can, we just get back to work, please?"
"Well, Ryo, I was working like a good boy; you just can't keep you hands off of me."
"Shut up Dee."
OWARI.
A/N: Random and pointless, I know. No real reason, either. Gah, I was supposed to be studying for my Japanese final. Curse these random thoughts that force me to stop studying! Did I trick you? Did you think it was Dee's POV? If I didn't succed, lie and say I did, ne? R&R onegai shimasu!