Disclaimer: I do not own KH, FF, TWEWY, Coca cola products, OCs that belong to the fans, etc. I own everything that's obviously mine.
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5:00 awesomeness isn't responsible for any injuries caused from reading this. Side effects to reading this fanfiction include but are not limited to: Confusion, nausea, headaches, anger issues, extreme moments of sadness, cringing, muscle spasms, head explosion, or death by laughter. If you have a history of seizures or severe health issues, ask your doctor before reading as this fanfiction may not be right for you.
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Thank you all for returning for season 2 of 5:00 AWESOMENESS! I really appreciate it!
Wanna read season 1? Head down to ww w . 500 awesome ness .yolasite. co m for all your awesome needs!
(without the spaces, of course)
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WARNING! You will probably not know what the heck is going on here unless you've read season 1. Head to the website listed above to avoid head-explosion…
You've been warned.
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Joe: HEY YALL!
Kexlaey: SUP HOMIES!
Sam: HOWDY PARTNERS!
Everyone: *glares at Sam* Howdy partners? Really?
Sam: What? I ran outta ideas…
Joe: ... Right… *CLAPS* ANYWHOODLE, we'd like to welcome you all back to the world's best fanfiction…
Kexlaey: The one that exaggerates things like "world's best"…
Everyone: 5:00 AWESOMENESS! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
Joe: Okay, so to start the-
Arilla: Hey! Where were you in the first place?
Joe: Well, I-
Luckycool9: Yeah! How come we haven't heard from you since… since…
Satinvix: SINCE FEBUARY!
Everyone: YEAH!
Random audience guy: Yeah!
Random bug: *flies into studio* YEAH!
Moogle: KUPO!
Kexlaey: HEY! I thought I defenestrated you a long time ago!
Emjax (who is… A penguin?): YEAH!
Everyone: *turns to Emjax* Why are you a-
Joe: *cough* LONG STORY! Anywhoodle, *clears throat* Well, you see, once season 1 was deleted, I took the opportunity to create a website, learn a language, and take a much needed break.
Random audience guy: A 3 MONTH BREAK?
Joe: Yes, a 3 month break. AXAV! AVA! THROW THAT AUDIENCE MEMBER IN (dramatic pause) THE ROOM! (cue dramatic music and lightning bolts)
Xylter: Hey, you added lightning!
Scoobycool9: And a dramatic pause!
Kexlaey: That's right! The whole studio has been re-done!
Sam: We tore the old studio down, stole the crown jewels, sold those for ransom, and made a new uber-pretty studio!
Everyone: What boy says "uber pretty"?
Joe: I even added some extra torture and surprises to (dramatic pause) THE ROOM! (cue dramatic music and lightning)
Kexlaey: We even have a brand-new library!
*crickets*
Kexlaey: With a ton of books!
*crickets*
Kexlaey: And also curly fries!
Everyone: CURLY FRIES? :'D
Joe: *stomach growls* Blasted curly fries… Alright, curly fries aside, it's time to bring in the victims~! Everyone, put your hands, feet, legs, teeth, and all other parts of your body together for….
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Joe: ORGANIZATION XIII!
Audience: *spazzes out*
POOF!
Audience: *goes quiet*
Org. XIII: Uuuuuuuugh… *drools*
Luxord and Lexaeus (slouching): *slapping eachother limply*
Vexen: I dunno, whadda you wanna do?
Xigbar: I dunno, whadda you wanna do?
Xaldin: I dunno, whadda you wanna do?
Demyx: I dunno, whadda you wanna do?
Xemnas: I dunno whadda you wanna do?
Zexion: I dunno whadda you wanna do?
Marluxia (notices audience): I dunno whadda yo- I… *stands up* I KNOW WHAT I WANNA DO!
Xaldin: Marluxia, for the last time. We aren't raiding Aqua's underwear drawer… Again…
Aqua: SO IT WAS YOU WHO STOLE IT!
Org. XIII: HUH? *looks up*
Xemnas: Are we really?
Demyx: JOE! *tackles Joe* JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE!
Joe: Get offa me, dude! You're confusing the new fans!
(Side note: Yes, Joe and Demyx are a couple. It happened during season 1.)
Emjax: Grrrrrr…..
Ilikethewordpie: Wait, why are the organization guys HAPPY to be here?
Xigbat: We're BORED OUT OF OUR MINDS!
Xemnas: Tetsuya Nomura won't let Kingdom Hearts be finished yet, so what's the point of fighting Heartless?
Axel: We've been sitting around the castle for AGES, bored out of our minds!
Saix: I gained 20 POUNDS, dude! 20!
Joe: well, if there's one thing we don't have on this show, it's boredom.
Everyone: WOO!
Joe: NOW LET'S GO OVER SOME RULES!
Everyone: …
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Joe: Okay, if you're a new reader, you need to know that, if you are to submit dares, you NEED to FOLLOW THESE RULES!
Everyone: *nods*
Joe: Okay, since I don't feel like writing in dialogue, my robot/giraffe/butler will hand you all the rule sheets.
Giraffe robot butler: *passes out sheets*
THE RULES!
Keep your dares around the T rating- doing unmentionable things is against the rules.
NO yaoi/yuri- Saying something is okay, but any yaoi/yuri-like actions are against rules. However, YOUR submitted OC can be used however you want. Any yaoi/yuri actions MUST be kept around the T rating (no rated R junk!) and amongst YOUR OCs. No yaoi/yuri actions against other people's OCs or the Kingdom Hearts cast.
No one shall call Marluxia gay… cuz' he's awesome like that.
If you fail to complete a dare, you WILL be thrown into THE ROOM. However, if THE ROOM is for some reason destroyed, not tormenting enough, or not usable, an alternative punishment will be used.
You have to be awesome
Dares can't be permanent- the longest a dare can last is 3 episodes. (Because Joe tends to forget dares after 3 episodes… XD)
If you submit a dare that breaks the rules, the dare won't be written in the next story
Some dares won't be gotten to until the next episode or until later on. Some dares might also be forgotten or lost. If that is the case, re-submit a dare and it'll happen eventually.
Luxord: Since when are there that many rules?
Joe: Kinda got lost in the moment…
Emjax (still a penguin XD): HEY! SO AM I GONNA BE A PENGUIN FORVER OR WHAT?
Organization XIII: Is that Emjax?
Emjax: NO! IT'S PINNOCHIO. OF COURSE IT'S ME!
Axel: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the iceburg…
Emjax: IF I WEREN'T A PENGUIN-
Joe: *snaps fingers*
POFF!
Emjax (back to normal): *mauls Axel*
Joe: Gotta love violence.
Everyone: Yeeeeeah…
Axel: NOOOOO! NOT THE NOSE! THAT'S MAH SMELLIN' NOSE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Joe: Well, be sure to submit your dares and GET THIS PARTAY STARTED!
Kexlaey: See you next time on….
Everyone: 5:00 AWESOMENESS!
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THAT'S RIGHT! WE'RE BACK AND BADDER THAN EVER!
WOO!
Submit your dares in the comments or PM them to me!
Also, in the event the show is ever removed again, go to w w w .5 0 0awe some asite .c om
SAYONARA!