Jessica's POV:

Me and Mike broke up about three years ago, two years after Bella and Edward got married. I remember looking at Jasper that whole wedding, he's so gorgeous. Mike still wonders to this day why I was wearing my shirt that made my boobs look good. I don't understand what Jasper sees in that little girl, Alice. She's such a freak.

Anyways, this week I came back to Forks to visit my parents, only to find out they were on a cruise in the Bermuda Triangle. There are no hot guys in this town. Whatever. So I was in my childhood home, alone. I decided to get together with a bunch of my old friends. I called Angela's house first, she's still at college. Eric was doing some weird journalism job out of the city. Lauren moved to Vegas, retard. Finally, I decided to try Mike. Of course, he would be the only one still trapped in this Turtle Shell of a town. He was probably been waiting all these years for Bella to divorce Edward. Like that's ever gonna happen. Anyways, so I called his parents house, shocker, he still lives there.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Mike? It's Jessica Stanley from High School"

"OH hey Jessica, how's life?"

"Um, fine I guess, I came home to surprise my parents, but they're in the Bermuda Triangle."

"Oh, ok"

"Yeah, and I called, like, EVERYONE, we used to be friends with, except Bella of course, and apparently, they all have lives."

"Oh, so I'm your last resort? I see how it is. Anyways, don't you have a boyfriend?"

"Boyfriend? He's out of the picture" I lied, figuring that's the only way I could get him to come over.

"That's depressing" He said, but he sounded like he had that huge grin on his face I will never forget.

"Yeah, anyways, do you wanna come over and hang out for a while. I'm REALLY lonely"

"Yeah, sure, I'll be there in 5 minutes!" Then he hung up.

Wow, I thought to myself, he's really desperate.

I ran into my old room and started digging through my suitcase for something incredibly sexy to wear. I finally decided on a denim mini-skirt and a REALLY cute purple halter top that makes my boobs look good, of course.

In about 3 ½ minutes I managed to tease my hair and throw on some makeup