It was 1:30 on a Monday night. While most people are in bed having good dreams or bad dreams our Heroine was suffering from a rather nasty case of insomnia. When she was finally able to slip off in to dream land, there was a loud crash outside in the backyard.
"Thank GOD I found you!" Akira would say as he stepped out of the Buriki-Daiou "I need your help since Odio is back to his evil ways again and we need YOUR help since you are the goddess of all that is holy and good to come and help us!"
The Heroine would reach out for her glasses and leaned out of the window and looked down at the strange shirtless one. She would the yawn and start to speak in her angelic voice.
"I don't give the FUCK what I am, but for the love of God! Just let me sleep! Unlike you, who runs around in tacky mechs and look like a cheap cosplayer, I have a test to take tomorrow." She would then slam the window shut and went back to sleep.
"But we--!" Those words soon cut off by an incoming laptop.
And thus, the world was destroyed since the Heroine refused to place herself into a terrible self insert fan fiction.