Summary: Sakura is forced to live with four handsome men who definitely include the great Uchiha Sasuke. Will she survive? Wait, let me rephrase that: Will they survive?
Disclaimer: I'm just a fan.
A/N: Uhh...hi, people. :) 'Tis my first Fanfic and I hope you'll miraculously like it. Please R&R. Go easy on me though on the criticism and stuff. If you agree with my warnings, I greatly appeal to you to not furthermore express your dislike by reviewing abysmal reactions towards me, the author, or the story. Thank you so much for deciding to read my first attempt. I greatly appreciate it. ENJOY.
(Note: Them 'Warnings' are just for fun. I wrote them for the sole reason of writing something, if that even makes sense.)
Warning: If you wish to read a decent romance/comedy Fanfic, I now inform you that you've decided to read the wrong story. I'm sure there's a whole hell lot of those fanfics out there that will surely be worth of your time. If you wish to escape a great amount of disappointment, I'm sure that this is the perfect time to click the back button and search for other fanfics to read. Don't tell me I didn't warn you…
~*Chapter 1*~
"What do you mean?! You're telling me we would spend one, you hear me? One year with that stupid niece of yours?! Well, lemme tell ya, I wouldn't spend one day with that girl you speak of 'cause you know what I think? That this is a big waste of precious time!" drinking tea in a nice backyard in the middle of spring, the sun is shining, clouds drift peacefully in the sky. Shady trees of cherry blossoms in full bloom scattered all around, ah, the perfect breeze just lets those little petals drift to the ground. Isn't this the perfect time to relax?
Okay, maybe not for Inuzuka Kiba.
He was ready to attack everyone around him, but the lady in front of him seems not to care. She was just sitting there in a perfect posture in the most sophisticated clothing sipping her tea quietly with a gentle smirk on her face. Her golden hair was so perfect it seems so untouchable, its goldenness is so wonderful that it can almost burn your eyes out (okay, maybe I'm exaggerating too much...)
"Bu-But we don't even know anything about royalty or manners! Have you seen Kiba eat!? He eats like a dog! And Shikamaru, he's so lazy he hasn't brushed his teeth for days!" a blonde dobe pointed accusing fingers at them boys, "Let me tell you, it does not smell good!" Naruto Uzumaki, telling about his friends' secrets like what he is, an idiot.
"No, I haven't and I wouldn't want to. So what if they do? When my cherry blossom arrives here, you four will surely have to act like proper human beings." Lady Tsunade talked like nothing of what Naruto said had bothered her. She just kept that smirk plastered on her beautiful face.
"This is too troublesome…ugh…" Nara Shikamaru, standing there lazily, shook his head in bore and worry. He didn't want to be any part of this conversation. And since Naruto joined him in, he needed to say something, anything. He continued on observing the clouds, Ooh, looky, a giant fan, and there! A piggy... "Shikamaru, dear, would you mind getting me some more of this chamomile tea, please?"
"You guys better stop complaining and start preparing. I expect her Royal Princess in good condition after 6 months. I am bestowing you the chance to live with the most important girl in the Fire Country and I thought you idiots would be excited. You four are thought to be the most handsome men in the country but your dumbness and ignorance just make you, uh, look bad." Tsunade looked at Naruto, who just then picked a pretty fair amount of, um, NOSE-STUFFINGS, "Well, maybe not Uchiha, I always expect that he can always do better than any of you three." She averted her attention to the young Uchiha, "Aren't I right, Sasuke?" Sasuke didn't care to look at her.
"Aa." He continued to ignore the people around him. He looked cool and calm, but deep inside, he's a hell whole lot annoyed. If it weren't for the law and, well, his well-known cool character, there would have been a massacre right then and there.
Tsunade nodded and continued on to her speech, "She's promised to be married to a certain gentleman from the ruling family in Sunagakure, and I'm quite not sure who at the moment." Shikamaru came to pour some more tea to her cup, "Thank you." She gave him another smile and as soon as she wasn't looking, he rolled his eyes at her.
Taking a sip from her tea, she looked up to a still dazed Naruto. "Don't worry, Naruto, I'm sure you'll get along with her." She gave him an assuring smile as Naruto tried his best to recover from absorbing a great amount of information, much larger than what his brain can handle.
Tsunade noticed their unlikable reactions and continued, "Well, you can move out if you don't like to be with her." There was a moment of silence until...
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech!
A black limo parked right in front of the tense atmosphere forming within them.
"Auntie!? Tell them to let me… aahhhh!" Falling off flat face first on the ground, a pink haired teenager dressed in her black cargo pants and DX t-shirt screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Oh, she's here! Bye boys! Have fun! And there's no going back." Tsunade mischievously winked at Sasuke. She rushed off inside the limo and it went whoosh out of the mansion gates with Tsunade laughing her blonde head off.
Staring blankly at the girl and observing if she's still breathing, Naruto poked her arm twice…trice.
"Hello? Ano…Is anybody in there?"
"Naruto, stop poking her. She might bite you; she might have rabies or something."
"Shut up, Kiba. You're the one with rabies."
The girl's arms suddenly moved. "HN…itaaaiii, my leg. Curse those penguin-suit dressed men." She mumbled in a crabby voice.
"Guys, mitte! Mitte! She's alive! *SQUEALS*"
"YAY!" Kiba, Naruto and Shikamaru tried to help her up but a hand just met their faces.
"Hands off freaks. Can't you see I can stand up by myself? Wait, where the hell my bags are?!" looking like she's just been into a riot or something, she looked for her bags. Stepping back and letting the pinky move about, Naruto tried to get a good look of the Hime's face.
"That good for nothing aunt of mine, she told me she was gonna take me to the Wrestling Arena. That old wrinkled liar…" looking for her bags under the table, in the bushes and all over the place, The girl just kept on sulking on and on how much she hates Tsunade-sama.
Naruto kept on getting closer and closer, observing her. Suddenly, Sakura turned her head and accidentally hit her face with Naruto's,
"What the fuck?! What's wrong with humanity…argh…I hate you people!" Sakura threw her hand up high and formed them into fists. She was getting pink as her hair…
"What's wrong with you? I was just looking at you!"
"Well, was it necessary to stick your face to mine, Blondie?"
"My name's not Blondie, its Naruto, Pinky."
"Who cares? And it's not Pinky, bakka, it's Sakura to you."
"What a nice name! Sakura, it means cherry blossom, right? RIGHT?" Sakura just stared crossly at Naruto, turning around, she saw Sasuke. Her eyes widened at the wonderful sight. She can't help it, she blushed. That is definitely not what HAURNO SAKURA typically does. But still, who wouldn't?
Who…?… A smile surfaced from her lips.
"Oh! Sakura-chan, this is Uchiha Sasuke, the Bastard, Narra Shikamaru, Lazy Bones, and Inuzuka Kiba, the House Pet, our own doggy."
Sasuke's eyes narrowed at the girl, "What're you looking at?" annoyed with all the things around him, he burst out in an irritated voice.
Blushing like crazy, Sakura's body was frozen in place, "Oh, n-nothing." She stooped down a little to hide her face, "I was just wondering if uh… you know where my bags are." What am I doing? Why am I stammering?! Sakura Haruno, GET BACK TO YOUR SENSES! She looked at him from head to toe, stopped at his eyes to look at it deeper. She was drowning in its deep black color. It was a spell binding moment. She hasn't felt this feeling for a very long time.
"Aa..." Sasuke looked at Sakura, not listening to anything she's saying. He just kept on observing her. He stopped at her eyes. He looked right back at them. Just like shiny emeralds…her eyes. He shook his head and looked away. He was feeling something too, even just a little; he knew he was feeling something about this girl.
She noticed his glance and turned back to reality when he suddenly looked away, "Aa? Uhm, Okaaay." Sakura let out a big sigh. She was wondering if she made a complete fool of herself. Was I blushing!? Kami, I hope he didn't see…
Silence followed, Sakura was too embarrassed to talk. She swallowed hard, her throat was getting dry. Sasuke bit his tongue, feeling awkward.
"This is too boring. Let's go inside and have something to eat…" breaking the silence, Shikamaru walked inside signing for the others to follow.
Naruto skipped to Sakura's side and leaned on her shoulder, "What about you, hime-san, do you want to eat?" Naruto was trying to be nice; after all, she's a princess.
Sakura blushed even more, "No way, I'd rather eat dust than what you…people…eat. Oh, and favor…next time your face comes this close to mine again, I'll make sure yours will be much closer to my fists." Turning her pink head away snappily, Sakura's hair slapped Naruto's face hard. He even got a mouthful of it. She hoped Naruto got the message. She wouldn't want to befriend any of them yet.
"Then starve your self to death, bitch." Kiba, as he was, just went off.
Those arrogant, disgusting men! I'll show them what Haruno Sakura can do!
Sakura's voice roared throughout the garden, "Go ahead! Leave me here to die you man-bitches!" throwing her fists up in the air, Sakura shouted. But no one was there.
She sat down on the grass holding her legs close to her chest. She was really fed up with what's happening. First, she gets taken against her will by her aunt's bodyguards, been fooled they'd be going to some wrestling event, just found out her father died this morning and was heir to the throne and is arranged to marry some guy she hasn't even met yet.
"Who's there?!"
"Stop it."
Sasuke was standing right behind her. He was there all the time.
She looked up; she saw his gorgeous face looking down at her, "Huh?"
"Oh, it's you…" she stood up quickly.
"Get inside; your bags are in your room."
"Sheesh…" she stood there and narrowed her eyes at him, sneaking up to her like that.
Sasuke walked away with his hands in his pocket. Sakura just strolled behind him, still glaring at him from behind, from his raven hair.
"Heh, birdy butt..." Sakura thought to herself, and let out an amused chuckle. But to her mistake, she actually said it out loud.
The pink-haired blossom stopped immediately, Oh crap! Her eyes widened and she was nervous for the young man's probably enraged response.
Sasuke immediately threw his head back, ran his hand threw his hair and smirked at those words, "Actually, it's more of a 'chicken' butt."
She was blushing madly, embarrassed and at the same time, still amused by the Uchiha's unexpected reply. Sakura sneered at his response and continued to observe from behind.
She quickly thought of things to talk about, "Uh, sorry about that, I was just intrigued about your unusual hair style, that's all. I hope we can be uh…" She was finding the words but all she can think about is…uh.
"…Friends." She looked up to him. Her eyes grew big as his handsome face bent down to meet with hers.
"Sure, Sakura.' The way he said her name made her stomach drop to her feet. She could feel her cheeks burning! The way he opened his mouth and how the R rolled off from his tongue, Sakura couldn't help but stammer and look down to the ground. First name basis, eh? He resumed walking towards the mansion's back door.
"Err, thanks." She bowed down a little and walked a little faster. God, Sakura! What the hell was that?! Thanks?! For like, WHAT?! Gosh, you are such an idiot!
She closed her eyes tightly, slapped her forehead and let inner-Sakura talk.
Sasuke heard the slapping sound and decided it was his turn to take revenge. "Don't worry; your forehead's wide enough. No need to flatten it more." Sasuke smirked, waiting what response this girl can possibly have.
Sakura slowly put her hand down and glared at the amused chicken butt. "At least I don't have speech difficulty. Who the fuck responds a 'Hn.' to a freaking easy question?" Sakura drearily said, very frustrated that the Uchiha had the guts to insult her fairly proud forehead.
Sasuke kept silent for a while.
"What!?"
"..."
"Sasuke!"
"..."
"I saaaaiiiid, you have fucking speech difficulty. And that you only, like, have a maximum of 50 words in your vocabulary such as 'Hn.', 'Aa' and...those stuff!"
"..."
"RESPOND, UCHIHA."
"HN, AA, THOSE STUFF. Happy, forehead?"
"AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! CHICKEN BUTT!!!"
"Well, you can move out if you don't like to be with her."
Smirk.
A/N: So, what do you guys think, pretty suckish, right? Sorry for my frequent bashing-of-one's-work. I just don't think that I'm not that good enough. I did my best, but I guess my best wasn't good enough. : P
My first story might look a little too rushed. I'M SO SORRY. May you find it in your hearts to forgive me. I wrote this at the time when I had home works and presentations flooding in and what's worse is that I didn't know how to swim... (Hah, SO FUNNY, not. No, seriously, I can't swim.)
Please tell me what you think. Reviews are welcome!