The day I become the Supreme Overlord.

Supreme Overlord: Crystal Whitfield

2nd in command: Cat Carras

3rd in command: (Shared by) Sebastien Lefebvre and Pierre Bouvier

Goal: Rule the entire world, starting with Fry's and moving onto Wal*Mart. One day we will take over all of the businesses and there will only be one major supermarket. It is yet to be named. Certain stores/restaurants will stay.
Starbucks, Walgreens, Taco Bell, Ricardo's, Olive Garden, Dunkin Donuts
Home Depot and Lowes will be combined to form: Lowes Depot. Very unoriginal, but hey, we're lazy people.

Certain people will be in charge of all of the businesses.
Lowes Depot: Ty Pennington
Convenience Stores, Drug Stores: Cat Carras
Any pet store: Nora
Gyms, Workout/Fitness Places: Bob Harper and Jillian Michaels

When talking about the new "Wal*Mart" There are certain people who will be working in each section. There will be a list following this, to show who will go where.

Each day of the week is going to have its own significance. There are no more pointless days.
Monday: Taco Day
Tuesday: Pasta (Noodles) Day
Wednesday: Ice Cream Day
Thursday: Sex Day
Friday: Anime Day
Saturday: Lazy (Sleep) Day
Sunday: A Day
Those who do not participate in these days, will be reprimanded by our official bodyguard/executioner:
Hidan

And please note that certain days will have certain consequences as well.
IE: Anime Day. Those who spend that day reading/watching something other than manga/anime will have their cable shut off for a week.

When ordering at a fast food restaurant, there will no longer be the choice of getting twenty hamburgers for yourself. There will be new signs up, showing exactly how much a person is allowed to order. There will be no exceptions. We are tired of the stereotypical American: Fat, Lazy and Spoiled. By cutting back on the intake of such fatty foods, it will be easier to lose weight. Especially since everyone will need a membership to a fitness club (Bob and Jillian will make sure everyone does so).. When getting the membership keep in mind, you must go at least once a week. If there are no signs of weight loss, it will be bumped up to two and so on and so forth.

Freedom of speech is important, so say whatever you want. There is only a limitation when it comes to people harassing others, making racial/sexist jokes, and/or trying to provoke a situation.

Try to live by the new world's creed:
The only thing worse than not knowing…is waiting to find out.

During a board meeting, if the Overlord and the second in command both fall asleep (more than likely), the third in command will take charge and run the rest of the meeting. Do NOT, under any circumstances, try and wake the sleeping officers. If you do, like Jigsaw says, "Oh yes, there will be blood." The waking of said officers is only allowed if there is someone trying to take over our new world; and waking can only be done by the 3rd in commands (anyone else may be brutally attacked).

New Holidays will be as follow:

February 13th – Dr. Pepper Day

October 13th – Dr. Pepper Crepe Day