you know you've seen or read to much twilight when

by Kumi Akatmatsu Moonstone

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You know you've seen or read twilight too many times when:

1. You go around asking hot guys to bite you

2. You put on pale white cosmetics and say you're a Cullen

3. You ask a Native American guy if he can turn into a giant dog

4. You dream about Edward and you getting married.

5. You jump off a cliff and think Edward will save you.(DO not try that you moron, you may get yourself killed)

6. You steal a silver Volvo and drive around like a maniac

7. You name your child Edward, Jasper, Emmett

8. You bite your hand and say that James turned you.

9. You fall madly in love with a two year old (like I want to marry you fall in love, or imprint)

10. You're nuts and crazy (I know I am)

11. You can think you can fry an egg on your forehead.(please don't try that)

12. You try to fly ( I believe I can fly, I got shot by the FBI, Edward Cullen fried my head with cheese, mashed potatoes and collard greens. I believe I can soar, Emmett fed me to a boar,)

13. You sang what was on 12

14. You try to attack and kill a mountain lion with your bear hands.

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