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Hey check it out guys I barfed out another fanfiction thingy!

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Hello there, young aspiring writer!

Are you trying to write a fanfiction about Hiccup and your epic new oc but Astrid keeps getting in the way? Are you just sick and tired of her? Well fret no more as I am here to help!

Starting off, our first method of elimination involves AVDS (Annoyingly Vague Disease Strategy). What's that, you ask? AVDS means murde-I mean eliminating Astrid via annoyingly vague disease, leaving Hiccup-senpai devastated but free to love your oc, who will comfort him and fill that empty void within his left atrium.

What's more, with AVDS you won't even need to do actual research on any actual diseases, meaning that you can simply throw a bunch of random symptoms together and call it a disease, as long as the end product is one very dead Astrid.

Next up we have ADHD (sit your ass down, brat troll, I wasn't talking about you). ADHD (Accidents Do Happen, Dude) is a surprisingly efficient method of elimination, with high success rates and the same effects as AVDS. ADHD operates by causing a tragic "accident" to happen to Astrid, therefore eliminating her.

Available accidents include volcanic eruptions, rogue dragon attacks, pirate raids, car crashes, exploding Hawaiian pizzas, and rainbow llama farts because why the heck not?

Our third method, Grammar Protocol, was named after the tragic Grammar Incident of 2017, where Grammar mysteriously vanished from a vast number of fanfictions during the said year. No one knows what happened. All we can do now is to pray in our hearts for the lost Grammar, and hope that nothing like this will ever happen again.

(1 flame=1 prayer)

Anyways, moving on!

Grammar Protocol means that Astrid just disappears, or simply doesn't exist in your fanfiction.

Explanations, you say? PFFFT, explanations are for losers, you're way too cool for that

Grammar Protocol also ensures that Hiccup-senpai-sama gets to be with the one true love of his life: your epic oc don't steal!!!

Last but not least, we have the Hide, Jekyll! plan. The Hide, Jekyll! plan involves activating Astrid's alternate persona, Asstroll.

(This method is reserved for you people out there who really, really hate Astrid)

After Asstroll is activated, Astrid, that is to say, Asstroll will display ABC Symptoms. This means that she will become annoying, b*tchy and crassy, which in turn means that Hiccpai will dump her for your oc! Perfect!

Of course, these aren't the only existing methods to eliminate Astrid, as our elite team of researcher (we only have one) is constantly on the lookout for new elimination methods.

This is ChaMeleonNinja, and I will see you in the afterlife! Farewell, stranger!

TROLL