Flamer's Guide on how not to get Flamed
Hello, and welcome to the Flamer's Guide on how not to get Flamed.
Today, we will be discussing the basics.
Spell Check:
Its amazing how many idiots out there refuse to use their spell check button, I mean seriously, how hard is it to push one fucking little button? Not that hard right? Now you know why we make so much fun of people who don't spell correctly
Proof Read:
LEARN TO PROOFREAD YOUR GODDAMN FANFIC. If you feel that your story isn't worth your time to proofread it, then nobody else probably wants to read it either, In which case, just press Ctrl-a, then the delete button.
Plot:
Please don't lower the average IQ of people on this planet by submitting a story full of things like Sues and spelling errors, and random crap that doesn't make sense.
Example of what not to do: & the n Toff sayses OMGZ!!!! THERSSS A TrolLLLOLOL in front of USZOrz. Letsass erthbends its outa ta w4y.
…Yeah don't do that. If you do, I will hunt you down and rip out your rectum so you can't shit into stories like this anymore.
After being Flamed Once:
Example of what not to do: OMG, some asshole flamed me, I have a right to my views, and he shouldn't make me change that. Don't flame me, it hurts my feelings. I cried about it to my mommy, and she bought me a nice pink flamingo, and that made it all better.
Yeah… That's just asking to be flamed. You might as well paint a giant target on your chest out of kerosene, and camp outside a flamethrower shop. Seriously, don't do that.
Chapter 2 Coming up Soon