Because i didn't have enough "Not Another" stories
i made another
:D
this one is attacking the whole broad range of Fanfictions and i hope to address each type in individual chapters
but that won't happen
because i have too many stories going at once...
i think i have commitment issues...
...
anyways,
let's start off by introducing the characters!
-theenvylover
Not Another Twilight FanFiction
This story begins in the Cullen household. Here we meet a snobby Rosalie…
"I'm too good for you," Rosalie announces as she turns and walks away, nose in air.
…a stupid Emmett…
"Pi are square?" Emmett asks, staring into the distance. "I thought Pi are round."
…an unimportant Jasper…
"Oh woe is me," Jasper says as he crawls into a ball in his favorite dark corner, never to be heard from again.
…an over enthusiastic Alice…
"DidyouknowthatwhenItalkreallyfasteverybodycanbarelyunderstandme?" Alice asks as she jumps up and down. "Wellit'strue! It'sreallyreallyreallyreallytrue! Ohemgeeshopping!"
…a secretly mischievous Carlisle…
"Wouldn't it be funny if I change peoples' brains while they're sleeping?" Carlisle asks himself. "That sounds dandy!"
…an Esme that is more unimportant than Jasper and has anger spats…
"Silly Carlisle, you know it's not nice tO cHAngE PeOPle'S brains..." Esme kindly screams.
…and of course, the ever popular Edward who is perfect in every way, shape, and form.
"Why, I'm perfect in every way, shape, and form," Edward proclaims as he stands in the center of the room.
Of course no Twilight FanFiction is complete without the help of…
…Bella the helpless romantic…
"I love Edward," Bella says as she trips over flat ground. Again.
…and Jacob the idiot mutt who is often mistaken for a date rapist.
"So baby, how'd you little to go for a ride in my car?" Jacob asks Bella as she trips over something else.
'Mistaken.'
Right…
There are other characters but they are unimportant at this moment and will be announced later, if at all.
"But I want to be announced now!" a whiney Aro complains.
"Who cares what you want?" an angry Marcus shoots back.
"It's okay," soothes Caius, Aro's love slave.
Now that that's over with, onto our story!
any ideas?
seriously,
i have none.
at all.
whatsoever.
it's not like all of my other stories where at least i think i know what's going to happen
i don't for this.
i was thinking about it in bed like an hour ago then suddenly jumped onto my computer and started typing
tips for beginners-
don't do that.
plan your stories.
it makes it easier.
now to go follow my own advice...
reviews would be loved and adored like things that are loved and adored
-theenvylover