Title: Cell Block Tango
Author: Aqua Rhapsody89
Rated: PG13
Disclaimer: I don't own Rocket Power or the Musical "Chicago" or the song "Cell block Tango" they are owned by whoever owns them.
Author's notes: I've seen this parody done with "Harry Potter" and I thought I'd do it to Rocket Power. I love rocket power but I think this idea is totally cool! I know I could have been a little more creative with this but I did it in an hour (I'm on a study break). So, enjoy the fic and R+R. PS, if you are reading "I know what you did while I was at Camp" don't expect the next chappie for a while! Well, later!
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Shirley
Wax
Cleo
Six
Violet
Lawn
Reggie
Shore Shack
Sherri
Dullard
Shirley
Wax
Cleo
Six
Violet
Lawn
Reggie
Shore Shack
Sherri
Dullard
ANNOUNCER And now the six
merry murderesses of the Ocean Shores Jail in their rendition of "The Cell
Block Tango"
All: He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
Reggie
I betcha you would have done the same!
Shirley
Wax
Cleo
Six
Violet
Lawn
Reggie
Shore Shack
Sherri
Dullard
Shirley: You know how
people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like "Big Ray".
Bernie liked to wax his surfboard.
No, not liked. LOVED. So I came home this one day,
And I am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there's Ray, layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and waxing. So, I said to him,
I said, "You wax that
board one more time..."
and he did.
So I took my shotgun
and I
fired two warning shots...
...into his head.
ALL He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there
If you'd have heard it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
Cleo:
I met Otto Rocket from
Ocean Shores about two years ago
and he told me he was single
and we hit it off right away.
So, we started living together.
He'd go to skateboarding, he'd come home, I'd
fix him a shack shake, we'd have dinner.
And then I found out,
"Single" he told me?
Single, my ass. Not only
did he have a girlfriend
...oh, no, he had six girlfriends.
Liked to play the bowl, you know. So that
night, when he came home, I fixed him
his shake, as usual.
You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a Violet
in its prime
and then he used it
and he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Violet Now, I'm standing in
the kitchen
making "meatloaf surprise" for dinner,
minding my own business,
and in storms my husband Merve ,
in an angry rage.
"You mowed the lawn off the grain ,"
he says. He was crazy
and he kept screamin',
"you mowed the lawn off the grain."
And then he ran into my knife.
He ran into my knife ten times!
ALL
If you'd have been there
If you'd have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
Reggie My best friend, Trish
and
I did this double skateboarding act
and my boyfriend, Twister,
used to travel round with us.
Now, for the last routine in our act,
we did these 20 skating tricks in a row
One, two, three, four, five...ollies, Double McTwists,
Indies, back kicks, one right after the
other.
So this one night before the show we're down at the Shore Shack,the
three of us eating shack burgers, havin' a few laughs
and
we ran out of soda, so I go out to get some.
I come back, open the door, and there's Trish and
Twister doing Number Seventeen the Double McTwist……..
Well, I
was in such a state of shock,
I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.
It wasn't until later,
when I saw the blood on the broken ketchup bottle even knew they were dead.
Reggie
They had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
Reggie
They had it coming
GIRLS
They had it coming
Reggie
They had it coming all along
GIRLS
They had it coming all along
Reggie
I didn't do it
GIRLS
She didn't do it
Reggie
But if I done it
GIRLS
But if she done it
Reggie
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
Sherri I loved Sam Dullard
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real smart guy...
great with computers... a goalie.
But he was always trying
to find himself at Madtown.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Summer, Amber, Faith and Gillian (A/N: he he,
if you read my other RP fic you will find this funny)
I guess
you can say we broke
up because of career differences.
He saw himself as a goalie playing for the NHL,
and I saw him dead.
ALL
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
Group 1
They had it comin'
Group 2
They had it comin'
Group 1
They had it comin'
Group 2
They had it comin'
Group 1
They had it comin'
Group 2
They had it comin'
Group 1
All along
Group 2
All along
Group 1
'Cause if they used us
Group 2
'Cause if they used us
Group 1
And they abused us
Group 2
And they abused us
ALL
How could you tell us that we were wrong?
Shirley
You wax that board one more time!
Cleo
Single my ass.
Violet
Ten times!
Reggie
Number seventeen-the Double McTwist.
Sherrie
Career differences.
All: I bet that you would have done
the same!