2 answer ur quesguns
willium: just bcuz u used the same joke in ur fic doesnt meen that i ripped u off it just meens we thot of it at the same time and u just go it out 1st
spock: i no the original awether specified that the gurls and guys had specific enterests regarding sex but this is a fanfic and so i can do wut i want
tortoise: if u cant handle my boob jokes tha even heer
kachan: i wil insult solders all i want f they werent that bad then hollywood wuldnt put such things n there movees
poopylouise: ur a bitch and im goin to ignore cultureal differences regarding a wumyn seen her husban n bed with another womin sato is not rong 2 b sleep around since u hit him oll the time
familier of poo: wut do u meen poopy wuldnt hav dreems of wut hapen 2 u in pased all the other fic riters do it
authors note:
itallisized = thinkin
bold = daemonic (im spelin it with a a becuz its beter)
chapter 1 the prologue
looiez was bein bullied becuz wenever she casts a majik et explodes so she tries xtra hard 2 git a good summoned beast by changin the encantation
on the morning of the summins she expects she wil make her magic explode but she trys anyways and it dos but as the smoke clear it reveals someone cumpletely difrent from a lonli nihonese skool boy with a sadistic loli fetish
the kool and awsome summoned person demands to no why they were summoned but looiez grumbles becauz she doesnt like the idea that she summoned a commoner and her teecher corrbetl tels here to keep gonin with the reitual so looiez kisses the entity witch brans them as her familliar
this pisses of the fnaw familiar anbd demands that it get sent bact o itwolrd (auhtesnote: sut the fuck up, haters . jus beceus the runes havs a effect to make them not feeil homesickness doesnt meen i cant ignor it when i incorporat it itno my fiction.)
corbelt and loois tel them no they cant becaus no on can sen dfamilier bak after being summon even without the translation spell because everyon speks a murican
si the next nigt the familiar see guichie wooing katie an then decides theyre better than that because the hero is always right even when they're a perfvet
so the next day whe nsiesta the made does something and gives guich the thing from his fancese, hes fiance the puddle ges upset becus guichwe was cvheting on her whti kaites
guich is pissed off at looizes cool familiar hoo isn't ajapenese sckool bot with abandonment issues and a loli and s&m fetish so they dool and looize tells her familiae nott to dool buyt hefmaliar fites wnatways
duerhn the fuel guchie mocks the protacontist but then the hero reveals its fool specual abilite ot weapon which rtrounces guchies and chusighecs surenders witghout
so now seiesta and the zerbreeast go into heat and visist familiar and then they fuck because the familiar isnt the ideal partner for loise like the summoning spell would have made them even though it does that to make suee the familiar wusd stay with the summonsr
the end
speceual thanks to jesus for proofreading my shit, leav a review
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Wait, April Fool's Day was a week ago!? GOD DAMN IT!
*gets out of chair and stomps out of the room*