The Thing That Happened.

This is my first fic, so I am still working on how I want to write and learning more about how to do this. Enjoy:

In a talk show like area with comfy looking couches and expensive looking paintings on the wall.

Announcers voice: Welcome to Durrow's Burrows! The only talk show in Mossflower that is all about homes and furniture! Here is your host, Durrow Vliinden!

A sharp looking hamster in a expensive suit walks in doing the game show host smile and shaking hands.

Durrow: Hello! Welcome to the show. Our special guest or should I say guests today are Mr. and Mrs. Ninian! Formerly of St. Ninian's Church.

On the projector above, a picture of two mice pop up. One, a fat male mouse siting on a recliner with a mug of ale in his paw. The other, a lean strong looking mousewife with a hammer in one hand and a shovel in the other with nails in her mouth. They enter the room, Mrs. Ninian walking briskly waving at people and smiling. While Ninian is wheeled in by Horty's Wheelchair Top Hole Services, due to his weight problem.

Durrow: Welcome! Please come and sit on the couches.

Mrs. Ninian: Thank you! At least someone has manners.

Ninian: Er, Thank you, er, er, Hares?

The strong looking hare that had been previously pushing the wheelchair walks in with another capable looking hare. They lift Ninian out of the wheelchair, grunting because of his weight and depositing him onto the couch.

Ninian: Er, er, Thank you, er.

Durrow: Well now that we are all settled in. We'll start the show! So you grew to big for your old home and decided to build another, correct?

Mrs. Ninian: Well I fit fine, just someone wanted more room, ahem. But that certain person did not help me in building. In fact all he did was eat the food I worked to collect! That fatty-headed, leaf-covered, puddin' head! He wouldn't lift a paw to help me, some husband.

Ninian: Er, er, Me? Er, while I er, uhm, er.

Durrow: Oh-k. Next question: How did you go around in building the house?

Mrs. Ninian: With some rocks and stones and wood and, and, uhm next question?

Durrow: Why did you put up a large sign at the end of the project?

Mrs. Ninian: To tell Ninian here, that this house was not his! He did no work towards it and has no right to it!

Ninian: Er, uhm, er, uhm, line?

"CUT!"

How will I turn this currently boring story interesting? I guess you and me will have to figure that out :)