Merlin ignored the large statue of the Very Disapproving Angel that judged him as he made his way past her for the third time. The cemetery was small, and had been around for about two centuries, harboring the bones of saints and sinners alike. "I know you're around here somewhere, you little beast. Show yourself."
He gave up after the fifth time around and went back to the car, waking up Arthur from his doze when he opened the door. "Did you get your whatza whozit?"
"Seriously, Arthur?"
"What?"
"Just drive. Slowly. Maybe the Tangela will be by the gate."
Tangela is a true pain in the Pokemon arse. My friends all had one for about a year before I finally managed to get one about a month ago.
Camelot Drabble Prompt 337.
Merlin belongs to Shine and the BBC.