Every Duelist
Down in Domino
Like Christmas a lot!
But the Seto,
Who resided in the biggest corporation in domino,
did NOT!
The Seto hated Christmas!
The whole Christmas season!
Now please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that Yugi'd won the seasonal fight.
It could be that his pants were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his penis was two-sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason,
The duels or pants.
He stood there on christmas eve, hating those ants.
Staring down from his office, with a copy-righted, Seto frown.
At all the mischief going on below in their town.
For he knew every duelist down in Domino beneath.
Was planning to make-out under mistletoe wreath.
"And they're wrapping their presents!" Seto snarled with a sneer.
"And yet I get nothing! Year after Year!"
Then he growled, with his gloved fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
All the domino couples and threesomes,
would wake up bright and early! They'd rush for their boys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's the one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the duelists, young and old, would sit down to a duel.
And they'd duel! And they'd duel!
And they'd DUEL! DUEL! DUEL! DUEL!
They'd all lose to Yugi, and the Pharaoh would gloat.
Which made the Seto want to rip out his throat!
And Then....
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Wahaha... Just a little twist on How the Grinch stole Christmas. X3; The poem
will be continued in the next chapters... If I can think it out well enough. This is
my first contribution to fanfic.net .. And it has a christmas theme, cause.. er..
it's almost christmas! Merry Christmas! I might write an actual story if your
comments are nice. XD;
~Lain.
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Down in Domino
Like Christmas a lot!
But the Seto,
Who resided in the biggest corporation in domino,
did NOT!
The Seto hated Christmas!
The whole Christmas season!
Now please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that Yugi'd won the seasonal fight.
It could be that his pants were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his penis was two-sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason,
The duels or pants.
He stood there on christmas eve, hating those ants.
Staring down from his office, with a copy-righted, Seto frown.
At all the mischief going on below in their town.
For he knew every duelist down in Domino beneath.
Was planning to make-out under mistletoe wreath.
"And they're wrapping their presents!" Seto snarled with a sneer.
"And yet I get nothing! Year after Year!"
Then he growled, with his gloved fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For, tomorrow, he knew...
All the domino couples and threesomes,
would wake up bright and early! They'd rush for their boys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's the one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the duelists, young and old, would sit down to a duel.
And they'd duel! And they'd duel!
And they'd DUEL! DUEL! DUEL! DUEL!
They'd all lose to Yugi, and the Pharaoh would gloat.
Which made the Seto want to rip out his throat!
And Then....
***************************************************************************************
Wahaha... Just a little twist on How the Grinch stole Christmas. X3; The poem
will be continued in the next chapters... If I can think it out well enough. This is
my first contribution to fanfic.net .. And it has a christmas theme, cause.. er..
it's almost christmas! Merry Christmas! I might write an actual story if your
comments are nice. XD;
~Lain.
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