I was remembering good ol' Veggie Tales when this popped into my head. Enjoy! ::::33

Disclaimer: I only own Dir, Bob, and Avery. I don't own Invader Zim, Veggie Tales, or this song.

Tallest Red and Purple sat in comfy chairs, bored looks on their faces as they stared at the monitor. Today was the yearly SIR Unit Talent Show, and each SIR unit had to be judged by a random talent. Most had attempted to kill something without their master's guidance, failed, and ended up getting their master beaten up.

"The next SIR is... Dir." Red read.

"Doesn't she belong to a human?" Purple asked, munching on popcorn.

"She's still a SIR unit. And look at it this way," He smirked. "we can beat the owner senseless."

The two laughed maniaclly. As they laughed, the monitor flashed to Avery's face. She watched them, head tilted slightly in confusion. "What's so funny?" She asked.

The two stopped immediately. "Nothing!" Purple replied. "Where's Dir?"

Avery nodded. "Dir!" She called. She aimed her monitor at a small stage.

Dir walked onto the stage, wearing a cowboy hat and a belt with two guns in it. She was holding a leash that ended around the neck of Bob, who did not seem happy at all. He was grumbling, most likely cursing his bad luck.

"The Water Buffalo Song!" Dir squealed. Avery started some music, and Dir danced. Bob just sat there, as water buffalos tend to do.

Oh everybody's got a water buffalo

Yours is fast but mine is slow

Where'd we get them I don't know

But everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oo

Bob cursed again. He was probably the fastest creature within a 10,000 mile radius, and he knew exactly where he came from. It's just a secret.

I took my buffalo to the store

He got his head stuck in the door

I spilled some lima beans on the floor

Oh everybody's got a-

"Stop! I can't take it!" Bob yelled. He ripped off the collar and glared at Dir.

"What's wrong Mr. Water Buffalo?" Dir asked, petting Bob's head. Bob smacked the hand away.

"First off, you can't say everyone has a water buffalo because every does not have a water buffalo!" He snarled, leaning into Dir's face. "Avery'a going to get beat up because everyone's going to be saying 'Where's my water buffalo?' 'Why don't I have a water buffalo?' And are you ready to deal with that?! I don't think so! Now stop being so silly!" He whipped around and stalked off.

Dir turned to Avery. Avery stared at Dir. They both turned to the monitor. "Well?" Avery asked.

The Tallest were speechless. Then Tallest Purple stood up and started to clap. Tallest Red soon followed, and then the entire room was full of claps and cheers.

"Encore! Encore!" The Tallest commanded. Dir smiled and started to dance again.

Oh everybody's got a baby kangaroo

Yours is pink but mine is blue

Hers was small but-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Bob yelled, tackling Dir and effectively shutting her up.

In the end, Dir won by two votes and a taco.