So… My Math Teacher was Eaten by a Pokemon…
By: The Pinball Wizard & Bring Your Own Kites
Disclaimer: C'mon. We don't own Pokemon, you should know that… or do we?
Ownership: Jonas Murphy…is…ours…
Summary: I stare in absolute horror as the lone Houndoom claws at the insides of my math teacher. It tears fiercely at the flesh, and swallows a chunk of what appears to be his intestines. While all the other kids are screaming all I can think is… "Resident Evil"- minus the zombies, replaced with man-eating Pokemon.
Vs. Celebi
"My name is Jonas…and I'm carrying the wheel."
-Weezer
Blue.
Damn. It's so blue it's almost not funny. Just a vast wasteland of that…blue…stuff. And for some reason like always I'm wearing the same thing. Black Addias track pants with white lines running down the sides, a blue and white stripped sweatshirt along with a pair of black sandals. My hair is the same too… Brown, scruffy, seriously needs a hair cut… Sadly my boring brown eyes and obnoxious freckles don't change either.
I'm not alone either. I'm being harassed by…some Pokemon. Yes, you heard me correctly. A Pokemon. It's floating around my head…but it isn't saying anything. It looks sorta like a sea monster or one of those swimming Chao things from Sonic. It's a light green color that slowly fades to white or vice-versa. Its blue eyes are surrounded by black eye shadow or something similar to that. What was its name again…? I can't remember. Something with an… Oh c'mon…what was it? E? No… S? Yes, S. Wait no! C! Definitely C! Celebrate… Clergy… Celery? Aha! Celebi!
"It's time," The Celebi finally says.
"Time…for…what?" I ask hesitantly. A sudden rush of fear sweeps over me. I already know what's going to happen. It always ends the same. Even if I want things to end differently… somehow it all plays itself to end like…well…you'll see momentarily.
I watch as the Celebi floats towards…well…more blue. It lingers around in one area for a single minute. I kind of wonder what it does for that minute. I really can't see with it that far up.
"The end." I hear the Celebi whisper.
"The end?" I repeat.
Just then, a black spike breaks through the earth and pierces through my chest. Blood gushes out of the brand new cavity. I cough out a shit load of blood. I stare at the black spike in horror, then I turn my attention to the Celebi. It's floating in front of me, smiling. Smiling is never a good thing, apparently. It puts its hands…or whatever it has on my head and…
"CRACK!"
"AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" I scream, sitting up. I immediately feel for my chest to make sure that I really didn't just get a spike propelled into my heart.
Good. No hole. Check. No creepy Celebi either. Check.
This is the eleventh time in a row that I've had this nightmare… I don't know why either. Maybe it's some deja-vu shit? Like I said I don't know. Twelve days ago I finally decide to stop being a rebel against the new Pokemon games…so I got Pokemon Diamond. So sure…maybe the whole Celebi killing me fits into the whole game thing. But seriously… Am I really deathly afraid of some…fictional character? This is just lame on so many different levels. I'm overreacting… Seriously… It's not like Celebi's going to fuckin' come out of my DS and slaughter everyone in my town…right? RIGHT!?
I hear footsteps echo from down the hall. I quickly lie back down in fear that mother is coming to check on me. I throw the blanket over my face.
"Jonas?" My mom whispers as she opens the door. Light floods my room signaling that she has flipped the switch. "Eh? Sleeping? What's with this kid?" She sighs deeply and turns off the light. The door clicks shut behind her.
Honestly I can't tell my mom- a game designer for Game Freak- that her second youngest son of 18 years is having re-occurring nightmares about a character from one of the games she helped designed. They'll all make fun of me; Dad, Noah, Flint, and Elizabeth. And not just for a couple of days or months. When I'm 40, they'll be all like "Hey, Jonas. Do you remember that one time you told mom that you were afraid of that one Pokemon?" and I'll just groan. Then my own damn kids will laugh at me.
They're just dreams, right…? They'll go away sooner or later. If not… I may have to burn my Pokemon collection… Aww man… I don't want to do that…
End Chapter One
The Pinball Wizard: Uh…yeah… This dream was an actual dream of mine… It was pretty damn freaky. And yes, I did just recently buy Pokemon Diamond. It actually…kinda…sucks… But Volkner, man. He's one awesome dude. Obviously this was just an introduction chapter… It was kinda short I know. The next one will be longer, I promise. Check out my other fics if you like this one. Until then…PEACE!
Next Chapter: Vs. Houndoom